The Best Quotey Quotables from the Worst Movies I saw in 2010

Everybody has their worst of 2010 lists. Seriously, so much crappy flicks seem to have come out this year. I can't really make a worst of list because I actually didn't see these horrible films. Sure it would have been fun to butcher and make fun of these flicks, but why torture myself. I'm not a sadist.In any case, I did see some UGH, SIGH and OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! flicks and I've pulled the best quotey quotables from those reviews.So enjoy some quote...

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The WTF List: The Last Exorcism (Review)

I decided to go with a WTF List instead of a regular review because I know most horror fans have seen this movie already. I'll admit, the promotion for this flick had me scratching my head. I figured it was a Blair Witch meets The Exorcist ripoff. Sure it had Eli Roth's name attached to but I figured it could wait.Well the wait is over.The Last Exorcism is one of the best horror movies of 2010 by far. Not because it had elements of Paranormal Activity...

Categories: 2010 horror dvd, 2010 horror movies, cinema verite, devil worshipping, documentary, faux documentary, mockumentary, pov horror, the last exorcism

Exam (Review)

ExamExam (2010)Directed by Stuart HazeldineExam is not a horror flick but more of a psychological thriller. The easy comparison is to say its one of those trapped in one room with some offbeat characters type movie. Like Cube, The Killing Room and others it takes that one setting gimmick and milks it for all its worth.I have to say I liked it.When you have one of these one room movies, your characters have to be very interesting. And we get a mish...

Categories: 2010 horror dvd, 2010 horror movies, british horror, independent cinema, indepentent horror, the killing room, thriller

Top 5 Action Movies of 2010

Ahh, the first list of many to come for yours truly, the jaded viewer. Actually, this is a Top 5 Action Movies I SAW in 2010. I can already hear I left out this movie and that movie. So I just had to clarify. This is all solid mainstreamy flicks that were filled with alpha male artillery shells and explosions galore.And one that had me toppling over....seriously for real (pun so intended).Click on the title to read my full review. Well on to the...

Categories: action cinema, comedy action, inception, kick-ass, machete, the expendables, the tourament

Watch The Taint for for Free via The Jaded Viewer!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Jaded Viewers. I hope you all have a good holiday today and a Happy New Year as well.I'd like to thank you all for your continued support and thank the viewers who keep coming back to the jaded viewer. Now, I want to hear from you. Leave a comment, ask a question via FormSpring or send me an e-mail. I want to hear from you.I'm not just a blogger, I want to be your blogging friend.So I leave you with two gifts today....

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Insano Steve’s One Sentence Reviews-O-Matic (Japanese Militant Edition)

I'm introducing a new feature. This one is Insano Steve's one sentence review o matics. I tasked Insano Steve to review every movie in his DVD collection but instead he gave one sentence reviews (lazy bastard).They're still hilarious when broken down into different editions. This will definitely be a reoccuring segement on the jaded viewer. This week's edition: Japanese Militant Edition! Enjoy.Kichiku - Militant Japanese students fuck and kill each...

Categories: battle royale, battle royale review, insano steve, japanese, japanese exploitation, japanese horror, takashi miike, ultraviolent japanese action movie

Triangle (Review)

TriangleTriangle (2010)Directed by Christopher SmithIt's that time of year where I look at every body's Top 10 lists and watch the one's I think may make mine. So I saw that Triangle was on one of these lists and I gave it a shot.It's no square.Triangle delivers everything you want from a horror movie. Heightened Hitchcockian suspense, twizzler twists and turns and there is blood by the pint. For a movie created out of the UK/Australia that boasts...

Categories: 2010 horror dvd, 2010 horror movies, melissa george, severance, time travel, timecrimes, triangle, twilight zone

The WTF List: The Crazies (Review)

The Crazies I've noticed has ended up on a lot of Top 10 lists of late. Because I'm always late I figured needed to see this to see what's the what. So what's the what? It was OK. A decent horror remake that actually lives up to the original by making it modern and believable. I'm not sure this movie is making the Top 10 of my list but it was filled with some good moments and a few moments of utter panic.The Crazies gets a WTF List because you've...

Categories: 2010 horror movies, george romero, horror remakes, the crazies

The Back Room (Review)

The Back RoomThe Back Room (2010)Directed by Tim StoverYou'd think Las Vegas would be a perfect place to make grindhouse movie. Strip away the glitz and glamour of Vegas and dig into the underbelly and it might be grimy and filthy and fucked up.But somehow whenever there is a horror movie that takes place in Vegas, it feels like filmmakers miss the point and never use Vegas to its potential. That's what I thought when I watched this grindhouse homage...

Categories: 2010 horror dvd, 2010 horror movies, exploitation film, gore, grindhouse, indie film, indie horror, serial killer movie, splatter, the back room

Ask The Jaded Viewer anything!

I figure what would be fun by answering your questions. I know everybody doesn't like leaving a comment as you have to login and then do that word verify captcha. I know its annoying. So let's try this via Formsping and see how it goes.You can ask me anything you want and I'll try to answer it with Buffy quotes and vague horror references. Please keep the insults at a minimum.Here be the Formspring box. Ask away!&<span...

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Adam Green's Hatchet II (Review)

Hatchet IIAdam Green's Hatchet II (2010)Directed by Adam GreenBy now you've heard about the controversy that surrounded Hatchet 2's theatrical release. It was pulled mid run from theaters from AMC who cited "poor performance" at the box office. But the horror-sphere will argue that releasing an uncut, unrated and uncensored version of the movie in theaters was a huge gamble by Dark Sky Films and AMC and it was pulled because it contained too much...

Categories: 2010 horror movies, Adam Green, Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, gore, hatchet, hatchet 2, old school american horror, slasher films, slashers, splatter, splatter gore, victor crowley

Things I Learned Researching Japanese Genki Porn on the Internet

After my random discovery of this YouTube subculture that embraces sick and twisted fucked up films, I have to say I applaud some of them for owning the sickest shit I've ever heard of. I mean many films on their list are now commonplace in the world of mainstream underground horror. Guinea Pig Series, August Underground trilogy and your standard rape and revenge flicks are now readily available for purchase. Back in the day, the only way to get...

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