Hobo with a Shotgun (Review)

Hobo with a Shotgun Hobo with a Shotgun (2011)Directed by Jason Eisener"Delivering justice, one shell at a time..."Don't fuck with the homeless.That's the lesson I learned after watching Hobo with a Shotgun, the infamous grindhouse trailer turned full frontal feature from director Jason Eisener. If this was the 3rd film in a triple feature with Planet Terror and Death Proof, I'd have to say it was the best of the three by far.Hobo with a Shotgun...

Categories: 2009 grindhouse movies, 2011 horror movies, 70s grindhouse movies, exploitation, exploitation film, grindhouse, hobo with a shotgun, quentin tarantino, robert rodriguez

The Time Life Books still creep me out!

I've been pulling double duty in the blog world as I've been trying to get my new Tumblr blog: Who is that hot ad girl? off the ground. That blog is dedicated to finding out who unknown actresses are in TV commercials. You should really check it out ;-)But let's back to to your regularly scheduled jaded viewer programming.Commercial hunting got me thinking about the scariest commercials I had seen as I was a kid and what popped into my head were...

Categories: book review, jadedviewer, the jaded viewer, time life books, Top Terrifying Supernatural Moments, ufos

Insano Steve’s One Sentence Reviews-O-Matic (Koreans are Wacky Edition)

It's this week's Insano Steve's one sentence review-o-matics. If you missed the previous editions, check out Perverted Militant Edition, Japanese Militant Edition and Slice and Dice Japanese Edition. I tasked Insano Steve to review every movie in his DVD collection but instead he gave one sentence reviews (lazy bastard).This week's edition: Koreans are Wacky Edition! Enjoy.Memento Mori - The Korean lesbian atrocity. Nowhere near as good as I just...

Categories: insano steve, korean horror, movie review of the day, steve's movie review of the day

Let Me In (Review)

Let Me In Let Me In (2010)Directed by Matt ReevesDidn't I already review this?Oh yeah I did. As most horror fans already watched Let the Right One In (review here), we all probably were comparing the original while watching the remake. I can't say I blame you. I did the same thing.Everything I wanted to say is pretty much in that original review. The American remake is almost similar to the original though upon reflection I have to say the Swedish...

Categories: 2010 horror dvd, 2010 horror movies, chloe moretz, let me in, let the right one in, let the right one in review, let the right one in trailer, vampires

Bleading Lady (Review)

Bleading Lady aka Star VehicleBleading Lady aka Star Vehicle (2011)Directed by Ryan NicholsonLet's just be real.If you know of Ryan Nicholson's previous Plotdigger films, the last 2 being Gutterballs and Hanger, you've come to either be on the side of "his films are fuckin awesome" or "what a piece of shit these films are".Ironically I'm still on the fence. I praised Gutterballs for being a brilliant exploitation masterpiece while destroying Hanger...

Categories: 2011 horror movies, bleading lady, exploitation, exploitation film, gore, gratuitous nudity, grindhouse, gutterballs, hanger, indie horror, slasher films, splatter, top 50 scream queens

The Roommate (Review)

The RoommateThe Roommate (2011)Directed by Christian E. Christiansen[this review brought to you by Insano Steve, who got a 4.0 after his freshman year roommate went mental]I knew from the moment I first saw the trailer for “The Roommate”, that it was a must-see movie (not necessarily a must-pay-to-see). As a bad movie connoisseur, I was pleased when this film received less than 10% positive reviews. Comically bad acting and incoherent plots are what...

Categories: 2011 horror movies, leighton meester, minka kelly, the roommate

Paranormal Activity 2 (Review)

Paranormal Activity 2Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)Directed by Tod WilliamsI gave the original Paranormal Activity 3 spinkicks on the basis that it reinvented the POV shaky cam found footage horror genre. Not since Blair Witch had a movie techno supersized the typical supernatural film into cult like status.It brought in surveillance footage blended with shaky cam and a running timer that actually fast forwarded to the good parts. Yes folks, these...

Categories: cinema verite, demons, found footage, paranormal activity, paranormal activity 2, paranormal activity original ending, paranormal activity review, paranormal activity trailer, pov horror

Celebrate Valentine's Day with the one you love...even if they're dead

Has your partner past away?Has a long lost love died horribly in a devastating car accident?Don't let death get in the way on Valentine's Day. We here at The Corpe Lover Factory won't let you spend a Valentine's Day alone. With a special price plan special today, we can bring your loved one who's long past to your door in 24 hours!You're probably scared of diseases and stench. Don't worry! We'll take care of any olfactory and deterioration that...

Categories: jadedviewer.com, nekromantik, nekromantik 2, the jaded viewer

I stayed up until 1am for this? An Ode to the Spice Channel

Is that a nipple?I've neglected far too long the Erotica part of the jaded viewer tagline. So, this post is rectify the situation and to go all nostalgia for my jaded viewers who are old enough to remember the days of scrambled porn.If you were like me, back in the late 80s and early 90s when you got your first cable box you were like a kid celebrating Christmas. These teen years were full of awe and wonder...and the search for free porn. With cable,...

Categories: 70s porn trailers, gratuitous nudity, nudity, porn, porn stars, porn trailers, pornstar, spice channel, unscrambled cable

The Shortround: Kill Devil Hill (Review)

Rarely does a short pack a punch in it's 12 minutes to leave me with my mouth wide open. But there's a first time for everything I guess. Ace Jordan's Kill Devil Hill I thought was a slow burn horror flick with Satanic overtones. But that slow burn fired up and by the end I was completely shocked by the intensity of it all.Let's get the plot out of the way first. See below.On a day trip with his family to Kill Devil Hill, Jesse Reed (Taylor Graham)...

Categories: horror short, independent cinema, indie film, indie horror, kill devil hill, short, short film, the shortround