Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Insano Steve’s One Sentence Reviews-O-Matic (Slice and Dice Japanese Edition)

It's this week's Insano Steve's one sentence review-o-matics. If you missed the previous editions, check out Perverted Militant Edition and Japanese Militant Edition. I tasked Insano Steve to review every movie in his DVD collection but instead he gave one sentence reviews (lazy bastard).

This week's edition: Slice and Dice Edition! Enjoy.
  • 2LDK - 2 female roommates end up fighting each other to the death for trivial reasons. Over the top madness. Another classic.

  • Azumi series - Female Japanese swordplay movie. Cute girl. An overall fun series, even though the action scenes are dubious, with the sword probably weighing more than the actress.

  • Versus - Samurais. Yakuzas. Zombies. Interdimensional portals. This is what started my Japanese fixation in the first place.

  • Battle Royale series - Part 1 was great. Part 2 sucked. The idea's been copied to death. I own both movies. .....on VCD!!!

  • Ichi the Killer - Just because. The best manga/anime inspired movie ever. Miike at his best.

  • Naked Blood - A scientist creates a drug that turns pain into pleasure. Has a spectacular vaginal trauma climax (see what i did there?)
Yummy eyeballs!

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1 comment:

  1. Gag me with a spoon! Not about the eye ball girl, but Ichi the Killer! What a horrendous marathon of sadism made for and by people longing for a snuff section in the video store. The cherry on top: that ambiguous ending. Art this is not! Suck your master Tarantino's dick Miike!