Well I'll be on hiatus for the Thanksgiving break. I need some freakin rest anyway. But I figured I'd take this opportunity to give thanks to everybody whose been coming to the site and leaving comments and reading my AWESOME reviews.(OK OK, Sorry, I've been drinking too much obnoxious juice)In any case, the site's been a great opportunity to link up with some fellow horror-ites, converse with people on a variety of common interests and promote some super duper good shit that people might have otherwise not known of.And I just like writing reviews...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Well obviously I missed a memo back in 2007. Because somehow I totally missed out on the hilarity that is Big Man Japan aka Dai-Nipponjin. How could I miss something this huge? (pun so intended)Well Magnolia is releasing it next year and I may try to get my hands on this before then.What's this all about you ask?The mockumentary saga of what at first appears to be an ordinary Japanese salaryman who turns out to have a very extraordinary job.What's...
Monday, November 24, 2008
The exploitation train keeps rolling.So after remakes of biker movies (see Hell Ride), rape and revenge movies (see Run Bitch Run) and killer black devil doll movies (See Black Devil Doll) we get our grindhouse remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre/Hills Have Eyes like flick called Death Stop Holocaust.Everybody wants to get that 70s Times Square vibe going with vintage posters and grimy, static-y, cigarette burn trailers.Even the most Internet-hyped...
Friday, November 21, 2008
I put up the poster for Run Bitch Run a week ago and took a look at some production photos. I was psyched then and now we get to see the awesome trailer in 2 versions.1.) A regular, official PG-13 version (see below)2.) A XXX, NOT SAFE FOR FUCKIN WORK, TONS OF BOOBIES and all out gratuitous nudity version. Click here for that one you perv.It reminds me of the awesome Black Devil Doll trailer which totally blew my mind (and other things ;-P)Here is...
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Hell RideHell Ride (2008)Directed by Larry BishopThe 3 B's. Bikers, Beer and Booty. That's the philosophy behind The Victors gang. I especially like the booty part.Lots of booty. And girls. Naked big breasted girls. It was a multicultural smorgasboard of biker babes and strippers.So much hotness, you can get easily confused. It was like being on nudity heroin.But once you become sober, you begin to realize that Hell Ride gives you full frontal and...
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
The 2nd trailer for Bitch Slap looks waaaaay better than the first. More explosions, more action, more cleavage!Woohoo!Check out the trailer below.Tags:bitch slap, bitch slap trailer , bitch slap unrated uncensored trailer , faster pussycat kill kill kill, b-movie, grindhouse, exploitation film, gratuitous nudity, top horror movie 2008, muscle car movies, big boobs, horror blog,cult classic, the jaded vie...
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Blood FeastBlood Feast (1963)Directed by Herschell Gordon LewisYou would have thought that I would have seen the first American splatter movie ever made.But if you thought that, you would have been wrong.The only film I've ever seen by Lewis was 2000 Maniacs which I absolutely loved. With 2k Maniacs, Blood Feast and Color Me Blood Red, this is what most have dubbed The Blood Trilogy.And to be privy to seeing it is to see grindhouse flicks at its...
Monday, November 17, 2008
Zombie Hunters: City of the Dead (TV Series)Zombie Hunters: City of the Dead (TV Series) (2008)Directed by Patrick DavaneyThe zombie-mania thats been plaguing America is a hit or miss thing. For every Rec there is a Diary of the Dead. For every 28 Days Later, there is a Automaton Transfusion.But now its infected the independent world of cinema and the horror community.After touring Chiller, I stumbled upon a booth of geared up soldiers ready to blow...
Friday, November 14, 2008
[It's the last Kekko Kamen Friday!!! Thanks to Insano Steve, we have a review of the Kekko Kamen series, a sleazy, Skinemaxish superhero movies straight from the headquarters of the strange, Japan. Insano Steve spared no expense in fleshing out the movies and you'll find his reviews stimulating and penetrating. Pun so intended!]Kekko Kamen SurpriseKekko Kamen Surprise (2004)Directed by Takafumi Nagamine[This review with 100% more breasts!!!]BEGIN...
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Over at Lurple, I read a review of a film called Tiger Heart (a cheesy 80s nerd knows martial arts movie) and it got me thinking about the hilarity and absurdity that is Gymkata.I haven't seen Gymkata in years. I actually don't even remember much about the plot, or the actors or the ending.But I do remember THAT SCENE.You know the one.A bunch of baddies, a champion American gymnast turned government operative and....a pommel horse.This is a 80s cult...
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Let the exploitation craze begin.With films like Grindhouse just the tip of the iceberg. And other reimaginings of the old Times Square days in the form of Black Devil Doll, Black Dynamite and Hell Ride all making comebacks, you knew it wouldn't be too long to see new rape and revenge flicks like Last House on the Left and Ms.45 (which I fuckin love)So low and fuckin behold, bring on Run Bitch Run.No trailer yet but a kick ass poster and a very easy...
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
PostalPostal (2007)Directed by Uwe BollUwe Boll has been called a lot of stuff. People are determined to stop him.The but in the context of the bizarro world of Boll films, I have to admit, Postal was actually fuckin tolerable.Filled with such John Waters disgust and offensive material that puts South Park to shame, it's a parody of controversial insanity.Who wants to make a good movie really when you could just show kids getting shot to death?And...
Monday, November 10, 2008
JCVD JCVD (2008)Directed by Mabrouk El Mechri"Those who never make it are not aware"-JCVDOh how do I begin my review of JCVD. Oh screw it. I loved this film from beginning to end. And I'm not just saying that because we here at the jaded viewer are big fuckin JCVD fans.To get a full appreciation of JCVD one has to know the panorama that is Van Damme's career. Insano Steve and I are mother fuckin experts when it comes to this as we've seen every...
Friday, November 07, 2008
I'm so fuckin excited. Today I'm going to see the NYC premiere of JCVD at the Angelika. If you're in the NYC area, you should check it out.Van Damme was suppose to do a live appearance Q and A after the screening but crap, he had to do reshoots of his new movie Full Love. Fuckity, fuck...I had so many questions for him.Will there be Replicant 2?Will the success of JCVD propel him back to theatrical spinkicking US blockbuster releases?Can he kick...
Thursday, November 06, 2008
The buzz for the horror-sphere in 2009 is that it's shaping up to be above average. We all know Friday the 13th comes out in Feb but a few buzz worthy films are slowly creeping up the horror ladder.Red Velvet has been getting some rave reviews. Indie fuckin horror. Fuck yeah.From the trailer, it looks like it blenders horror and comedy (and heavies up on the gratuitous nudity and sex)Is 2009 the year of the horror-omedy?Check out the trailer below....
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Mondo Cannibale Mondo Canniable aka Cannibal World aka Cannibal Holocaust: The Beginning (2003)Directed by Vincent Dawn (aka Bruno Mattei)Bruno Mattei has a resume of seemingly MST3K worthy movies. Most of them ripoffs of many big blockbuster hits: Terminator, Zombie, Jaws.So its fitting he'd make a shot by shot remake of Cannibal Holocaust. And for all its Ed Wood qualities, I can't say this is total utter shit. It's sorta got a B-movie Hollywood...
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