A Nightmare on Elm Street (Remake Trailer Thoughts)

OK, you've all seen the trailer by now. What?!? You haven't? Have you been stuck in South Dakota again? Jeezus. OK, for your viewing pleasure, I've posted it below.A Nightmare on Elm Street in HDOK let's start to shred this one with random thoughts shall we?0:21 Where the hell is he running too? Head to the boiler room pronto!0:22Damn, Freddy Kreuger is fast for a child molester.0:29We get our first "Hey, It's That Guy". Clancy Brown (Sgt Zim from...

Categories: a nightmare on elm street, a nightmare on elm street remake trailer, freddy kreuger, freddy kreuger death scenes, nightmare on elm street, worst freddy kreuger demise

Dollhouse "Vows" (TV Review)

I'm back reviewing Dollhouse for UGO.com. Who knew this series would be back but I'll be reviewing each episode this season as well. Joss Whedon has promised this season would be less Mission-y so I'm ever hopeful we'll get to see what was promised in the unaired Epitaph One.You can check out my full review of the season premiere "Vows" by heading to U...

Categories: dichen lachman, dollhouse, dollhouse review, eliza dushku, joss whedon, liza lapira

The Paranormal Activity Effect

I watched the trailer for Paranormal Activity months and months ago and it looked good. I just didn't think it was going to get a wide release and I would eventually see it on DVD shelves and Netflix this year. But what this little movie has done via its midnight madness success is probably going to alter the way all indie horror movies operate.The long journey of this movie 10 years after of the Blair Witch Project revolutionized the shaky cam horror...

Categories: 2009 horror movies, blair witch project, ghost stories, midnight movie, paranormal activity, paranormal activity trailer, the blair witch project

Capitalism: A Love Story (Trailer)

Like him or not, Michael Moore's films are filled with documentary humor, crash the party footage and ideas that make you think. Whatever your politics are, it's always good to see the 2 sides of the coin. I'll tell ya straight out, I like his movies. Yes, they are biased, probably completely one sided and geared towards the left. But there is truth in even the most one sided films.Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 911, Sicko. All have...

Categories: capitalism a love story, documentary, michael moore

EntertainingEvil.com is entertainingly evil

Well my horror cohort Evil Adam has launched a new site dedicated to movies, comics and the etc of pop culture. He's the same Evil Adam who help expose the director who posted rave review comments of the Wild Man of the Navidad review I wrote.Evil Adam is scathing, blazing and always going to make fun of the people you like. I promise you'll be LOLing on his op eds and blistering heckles of all things pop. I mean he's up to like 7 posts and he's...

Categories: entertaining evil, evil adam, the wild man of the navidad

The Human Centipede (Stills)

It's not often I hear of a movie that just makes me drop my cookies and milk on the kitchen floor. But seeing the pics and reading the bizarro plot of Tom Six's The Human Centipede, you too will swallow your gum by accident.Is this the start of biotorture horror?This plot is completely ooomphy. Right?Two pretty American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up alone at night with a broken car in the woods. They search for help...

Categories: 2009 exploitation movies, 2009 fantastic fest, 2009 grindhouse movies, 2009 horror movies, the human centipede, the human centipede photos, tom six

NYC Haunted House - Nightmare: Vampires

UPDATE!!**READ MY REVIEW OF NIGHTMARES: VAMPIRES**Wow. That pictures worth a 1001 words. The first one that comes in my head is gushy.Straight from the jaded viewer mailbox is something I was aware of but never actually went to. Every Halloween I hear of live walkthrough haunted houses in NYC where people go through a damn spooky ride where you get touched, see some crazy artistic yet mesmerizing scenery and get a total blend of gothic nights and...

Categories: nightmare vampires, nyc haunted house, nyc horror

The Winner of the Final Destination Friday Giveaway is.....

.......Tom! He picked #437 which was the closest number to the one I chose was #415.Congrats Tom on winning this DVD. Please send me an e-mail (jadedviewers at yahoo dot com) so we can exchange information.Thank you all for participating in the Final Destination Friday Giveaway. I'm going to hold more contests in the future. Also, thanks to Johnny from Freddy in Space for promoting this on Win Free Horror Shit!I've always got stuff to giveaway, I...

Categories: 2008 horror dvd, final destination, final destination 3, free DVD, giveaway, horror giveaway, sweeps, sweepstakes, the final destination

The WTF List: Inglourious Basterds

I'm a big Quentin Tarantino fan. I just appreciate the fact that his movies are combinations of different grindhouse subgenres (crime thriller, kung fu mania, spaghetti western, war machine, etc.) The argument for the anti Tarantino fans is that he "steals" from other movies. To this I say, all films steal from other sources be it other movies or novels or TV or whatever.So Inglourious Basterds is a mix of spaghetti western and that 70s-80s war machine...

Categories: 2009 exploitation movies, 2009 grindhouse movies, inglourious basterds review, Kill Bill, pulp, quentin tarantino, the wtf list

Incest Death Squad (DVD Release)

Can you believe it? I was speechless when Cory Udler, director of Incest Death Squad told me that my quote of a review of the trailer was on the cover of the DVD. I downloaded the cover art (see above) and there you see it right on the damn cover."Are you going to hell if you see this movie? Probably so."-jadedviewer.comThat was just freakin mega awesome. After watching the trailer, it's exactly how I felt. I mean incestploitation has gotta probably...

Categories: 2009 exploitation movies, 2009 grindhouse movies, 70s grindhouse movies, exploitation, exploitation film, fangoria, grindhouse, incest death squad, incest death squad trailer, troma films

Black Devil Doll (Book Review)

Black Devil Doll (Book Review)"Black Devil Doll" NovelDirected by Jonathan Lewis (movie)Written by Stephen RomanoRead my review of the movie.Read my review of the DVD.OK to complete the trifecta, below is a brief review of the book. Yes, there is a novelization of the most infamous, modern day cult classic and it adds more flavor to an already awesome movie.If you've already seen the movie, lets just list what's been extended in the novel.1.) More...

Categories: black devil doll, black devil doll book, black devil doll review, black devil doll uncensored unrated trailer, blaxploitation, jonathan lewis, rotten cotton, shawn lewis

The Expendables (Bootleg Trailer)

I have no idea how long this clip on YouTube will be up so watch the bootleg trailer of The Expendables as fast as you fuckin can before Lionsgate takes it down.This is REAL. It's a teaser from the Venice Film Festiv...

Categories: jason statham, jet li, stallone, the expendables, the expendables trailer

Assault Girls (Trailer)

Screw Legion! The Japanese have their own versions of angels vs demons and it may out legion, Legion. Directed by Mamoru Oshii who gave us Ghost in a Shell and Sky Crawlers, we may have our first international feud in this heaven vs hell subgenre of scifi/horror.Check out the teaser below.Compared to Legion (Red Band trailer below), which do you think will be more megapocalyptic? Hey, you know for a fact, Tyrese will shoot a gun in Legi...

Categories: assault girls, assault girls teaser trailer, japanese, japanese anime, japanese exploitation, japanese gore, legion red band trailer

Top 10 Villains from Jean Claude Van Damme's Films

Well after the slight success of my Top 10 Villains from Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies, I figured I should topple the filmography of our beloved jaded viewer hero Jean Claude Van Damme. This list was little harder to compile from Arnold's because, well JCVD baddies are not as memorable as Ahnuld's.Also there is the fact that I am biased for theatrical JCVD films compared to straight to DVD JCVD. But I pushed onward and came up with the list below....

Categories: bloodsport, JCVD, JCVD review, Jean Claude Van Damme, universal soldier 3, van damme

A Final Destination Friday Giveaway (EXTENDED!)

We are going to extend our first ever contest here at the jaded viewer. I think I will extend this until September 18th. I'll announce the winner on 9/21. This is to give everybody an opportunity to join in and have a chance to pick their number and win this DVD. Remember all you have to do is a pick a number from 1 to 500. That's it. Comment now!CLICK HERE TO ENTER THE FINAL DESTINATION FRIDAY GIVEAWAY!!!**UPDATE**I meant to end this on 9/17 (Thursday)...

Categories: 2008 horror dvd, final destination, final destination 3, free DVD, giveaway, horror giveaway, sweeps, sweepstakes, the final destination

Fight Smack in the Orphanage!!!

I received a press packet from an organization calling itself FSITO or Fight Smack in the Orphanage. Included in this packet of awesome stuff was:A letter detailing their goals and historyThat awesome t-shirt above2 Fight Smack stickersAn awesome syringe penA Fight Smack in the Orphanage DVD with 3 different PSAsFSITO is devoted to stopping smack and carrying out "smack-downs" in areas where there is a smack epidemic.As their info page tells us:In...

Categories: black dynamite, black dynamite clip, black dynamite red band trailer, black dynamite trailer

Patient X (Teaser Trailer)

Filipino + Horror = Filipino horror?!?Japan, Thailand, South Korea, Indonesia and Taiwan have all put their horror movies on the map. It's just amazing that this new generation of horror has come from a few small Asian countries in recent years. Their footprint for new extreme core horror and cultural horror has gotten noticed across the great Pacific. One country still hasn't caught up.The Philippines does not have that reputation as of yet. However,...

Categories: filipino horror, patient x, patient x teaser trailer

Black Devil Doll (DVD Review)

Black Devil DollBlack Devil Doll (2009)Directed by Jonathan LewisWritten by Shawn Lewis/Mitch MayesAs I've already reviewed the movie, this is a review of the DVD that comes out on October 27th.To read my full review motherfucka go here.Thanks to Shawn Lewis, the producer of Black Devil Doll for sending me an advanced copy, I can tell you that the DVD kicks motherfuckin ass.First, don't pirate or torrent independent horror cinema DVDs like the opening...

Categories: black devil doll, black devil doll review, black devil doll trailer, black devil doll uncensored unrated trailer, blaxploitation, jonathan lewis, shawn lewis

The Horrror Continuum (Bored Edition)

It's always nice to start the 3 day weekend with a picture of Ms. Megan Fox. Admit it.You're going to see Jennifer's Body. Not because of Diablo Cody and her Whedonesque like dialtribes, or because it's threatening to have gore and demon splatter. But Megan Fox gets naked in it.C'mon now. We're paying $10-12 to see some top notch, grade boobage.Same thing with Sorority Row. That story is utter crap but just the hint of nudity will get the jabronis...

Categories: 10 Best Black Films Of The 1990s, 5 types of moviegoers who watch horror movies, fairuza balk, jennifer's body, lindy booth, megan fox, the horror continuum, the tournament official trailer

Black (Trailer)

As I eagerly wait for promo materials for Black Dynamite, I'm getting into a jive motherfucka mood by reading the novelization of Black Devil Doll (book review to come soon!) and by watching a French blaxploitation trailer called Black.Yup. I did say French blaxploitation.Directed by Pierre Laffargue and starring MC Jean Gab'1 (he was in District B-13) it's got all the elements of The Man, stolen diamonds and our star Black, who is one tough motherfucker.Here...

Categories: Black Caesar, black devil doll, black devil doll review, black dynamite, black dynamite clip, black dynamite red band trailer, black trailer, blaxploitation, french film

The Thread: Land vs Diary (...of the Dead)

With the pending release of Survival of the Dead, we will have now seen George A. Romero's version of the Star Wars trilogy, but with zombies. Nobody questions the original trilogy (Night, Dawn and Day) are the pinnacle by which all zombie movies are judged. Dawn alone is one of the best horror movies of all time. But what of this new trilogy? Do we horror fans turn into geeky fan boy bashers when it comes to Romero's new take on his creation?Think...

Categories: dawn of the dead remake, diary of the dead, george romero, land of the dead, the thread, zombies, zombies pov

Forgotten Horror Hottie: Fairuza Balk

Her Horror Resume: The Craft, The Island of Dr. Moreau, Masters of Horror: "Pick Me Up"Other Notable Films: American History X, The WaterboyThe Jaded Viewer says: My first glimpse of Fairuza Balk was in The Craft. (A very forgettable witch gone awry movie that also starred Neve Campbell.) But her leathered up, Hot Topic, nose ringed gothy look was so super duper hot, I began to follow every movie she was in.Unfortunately, she didn't make a lot...

Categories: fairuza balk, forgotten horror hottie, the craft