Wednesday, April 07, 2010

I'm a fan of watching people get surgically connected by their anus

Last September, I first heard of The Human Centipede and my jaw dropped. The stills were WHA!?!? The plot was double WHA?!? I even wrote:

"Is this the start of biotorture horror?"

The thing about a movie like The Human Centipede is its like eating really uber spicy food. Or kinda like eating super apocalyptic, nuclear hot wings. It's not going to taste good, you are probably going to vomit and it's going to make you feel sick, but if you get through it....well you're one of the few to get to experience the glory of getting through it.

I'm for one want a challenge. Only a few movies have seriously disturbed the shit out of me. And most of them have been German. But never did I think the Netherlands could come up with this (they must have awesome weed).

There are a few people who would seek out a film to see like this. In my 5 Types of Moviegoers who watch Horror Movies, The Core are #1. I'll go one extra. The Uber Core are the one's who want to experience seeing the vilest, disturbing, horrific films ever put on celluloid (or video).

These are the few, the brave men and women who've seen pseudo snuff horror, porn torture-core and vomit horror. Well let's add biotorture to the list. Are you Uber Core? Well if you want to be, a viewing of The Human Centipede is step 1 in joining this rare group of horror-ites.

If you missed the trailer, check it out below. Thanks to Twitch Film for the trailer.


  1. I can't even deal with this one. I've been hearing about it for awhile. I think it's some filmmakers attempt to be like the SAW films.. cuz you know, torture is so hot right now.

  2. Man I reviewed August Underground and have enjoyed Inside, I Spit On Your Grave, and Cannibal Holocaust all this year. That said this movie I'm mixed on. Seems like it's selling itself on a really sick gimmick. Like if William Castle and the Marquis De Sade had a love child. So I don't know, I expressed interest and posted the trailer on my blog, but now, I don't know. We'll see.

  3. We can't stop talking about this movie trailer at work .
    People have been talking about it for months now .

  4. Looks badass. I have been following this film extensively.

    Can't wait to watch it.