Friday, April 30, 2010

Freddy Kreuger vs An Insane Proctologist: Who will win?

Two movies come out today. Sure, I know 99.9% of you are going to see the remake today. But the 0.1% of the horror-verse will go see another I'm waaaaay fuckin hyped up to see. Yup. Today we go to the doctors office and see The Human Centipede.

So I've compiled some links from the jaded viewer archives for both movies to get you hyped up for both. My thoughts? I've already seen a child molester kill teens in their sleep. Been there, done that.

I've never seen a deranged doctor surgically connect humans from their mouth to an anus. It was an easy choice.

But these guys want your movie bucks. Make your choice.

Freddy says see my flick because......

Insane Dr. Giggles like proctologist says see my flick because......

1 comment:

  1. I now have the image in my head of a proctologist wearing a razor-fingered glove and saying, "You may feel some pressure..."