Kekko Kamen: Kekko Kamen Returns (Review)

[It's Kekko Kamen Fridays!!! Thanks to Insano Steve, for the next few Fridays we'll have a review of the Kekko Kamen series, a sleazy, Skinemaxish superhero movies straight from the headquarters of the strange, Japan. Insano Steve spared no expense in fleshing out the movies and you'll find his reviews stimulating and penetrating. Pun so intended!]Kekko Kamen ReturnsKekko Kamen Returns (2004)Directed by Takafumi Nagamine[This review with 50% more...

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Urban Decay (Trailer)

What do Dean Cain, Brooke Burns and Meatloaf have in common?Well they were all in the same horror movie together. A movie called Urban Decay.And it seems this movie is becoming a Hollywood B-flick urban legend of shit hitting the fan.The movie from what I can gather at the IMDB message boards will probably never see the light of day as it seems the producers never paid the Teamsters and any of the actors and production crew. The producers ran off...

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Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit (Trailer)

What is Minoru Kawasaki's obsession with world leaders in perilous situations resulting in the Japanese having to save the world?Just like The World Sinks Except Japan, this time we get a Godzilla like monster attacking Kyoto during the G8 summit (what no W?)It's up to the major and minor Japanese reluctant heroes to save the day.This looks so cheesy you can smell the velvetta.Check out the trailer below.Tags:Monster X Strikes Back, Monster X Strikes...

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Executive Koala (Trailer)

Minoru Kawasaki's cinematic universe is filled with such strange quirky films you wish he had an American counterpart brave enough to be this nuts. Kawasaki has brought us films like The Calamari Wrestler (yes a man in a calamari suit does wrestle) and The World Sinks Except Japan (which I really thought kinda sucked)In 2005, he came up with Executive Koala.Fuckin wow.I mean jeez, check out the plot.Tamura is an average divorced salaryman in Japan...

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Prom Queen (Web Series) (Review)

Prom Queen (Web Series)http://www.promqueen.tv/Sometimes at work, they let me review shit.Sometimes they give me stuff to review that's way out of what I like.They think I won't be able to review it, that I'm only good at horror and exploitation movies.But I'm here to prove them wrong.So they lay on me a DVD box set of an internet web series called Prom Queen. I've never heard of it.I soon realize they've given me something at the opposite end of...

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Rewind: Truth or Dare? A Critical Madness (Trailer and Short)

We at the jaded viewer love the old 80s slasher horror of old. Remember all the old VHS boxes at your local mom and pop video stores? That's all you had to go by back then when you were in the mood for horror.It's how I watched some of the classic 80s slasher flicks. Fuck, I didn't know what was good.Cover art, a vague description on the back with a few photos and a killer tagline.If all of those looked awesome, I rented it.I'm now probably scarred...

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the jaded viewer goes to Chiller 2008

Insano Steve and I are pulling a Favre. We're returning to Chiller. I haven't been at Chiller for a couple of years now but we figured we needed to stack up some horror swag.I mean there are some things you just can't get or see over the Interweb like....C List celebs, Tiffany Shepis and 70s grindhouse flicks.Who doesn't want to get their picture with the General Lee and KITT?So off to Hilton Parsippany we go.If your in the tri-state area, you should...

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Kekko Kamen: The MGF Strikes Back (Review)

[It's Kekko Kamen Fridays!!! Thanks to Insano Steve, for the next few Fridays we'll have a review of the Kekko Kamen series, a sleazy, Skinemaxish superhero movies straight from the headquarters of the strange, Japan. Insano Steve spared no expense in fleshing out the movies and you'll find his reviews stimulating and penetrating. Pun so intended!]Kekko Kamen: The MGF Strikes BackKekko Kamen: The MGF Strikes Back (1992)Directed by Yutaka AkiyamaPrologueJapan...

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Brighton Wok: The Legend of Ganja Boxing (Trailer)

Let's see what the Brits have done recently.Made a zombie movieMade an action comedy movieMade a post apocalyptic Carpenter movieSo what's left for them to make?Did you just say a ninja ganja boxing movie?Correct-a-mundo!I'm fuckin speechless by the trailer below. And I gotta admit, it looks so cheesy it may actually be good, or be a Adam Sandler movie which in other words it would suck monkey balls.But the Brits track record so far is not too bad....

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The Strangers (Review)

The StrangersThe Strangers (2008)Directed by Bryan BertinoThis version of yuppie torture-core is brought to you by Rogue Pictures.Now back to your regularly scheduled program.What you should have been watching if you wanted some yuppie torture was Ils (aka Them) which I ranked #5 on my Top 10 horror movies of 2007.A French horror flick that had more jumpy scares and eerieness then the Strangers.Yes the mood and the darkness set up the horror to come,...

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Worst Case Scenario (Trailer)

Perusing the trailers on other horror sites is part of the deal when running the jaded viewer. I only post trailers I find interesting.So you won't see trailers for Saw V or some other Hollywood crap.What you will see is the promotional teaser trailers for Gorehound Canned Film's Worst Case Scenario. Seems like the $$$ they we're getting from our pussy American companies fell thru, but I think they're now geared up and ready to go.Yay for our Euro...

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Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds (Review)

Feast 2: Sloppy SecondsFeast 2: Sloppy Seconds (3008)Directed by John GulagerFeast was #6 on my Top 10 horror movies of 2006. It took the typical horror stereotypes, ripped em to shreds and made a monster movie that was funny, sick and totally twisted.Wash, rinse and repeat.And now you get Feast 2. But this sequel still stinks of shit stains.I really don't know what to make of it. It's got gore, pussing and oozing grossness and some funny one liners.And...

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Kekko Kamen (Review)

[It's Kekko Kamen Fridays!!! Thanks to Insano Steve, for the next few Fridays we'll have a review of the Kekko Kamen series, a sleazy, Skinemaxish superhero movies straight from the headquarters of the strange, Japan. Insano Steve spared no expense in fleshing out the movies and you'll find his reviews stimulating and penetrating. Pun so intended!]Kekko KamenKekko Kamen (NEW!) (2004)Directed by Takafume NagamineJapan is a country with no natural...

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Vacancy 2 (Trailer)

I gotta admit. I liked Vacancy. It was #10 on my Top 10 Horror Movies of 2007. Crazy motel, resilient couple, snuff PPVs and some crazed maniac killers.So you knew they'd make a sequel. But in this incarnation, we get a prequel instead.Prequel huh?I do want to see the poor victims on those videotapes get slaughtered.You know for sure the it's not going to be a happy ending.Check out the trailer below.Tags:snuff film, snuff , vacancy , vacancy 2,...

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UGO's Top 50 Hotties of Horror

Kudos to UGO.com for creating a top 50 list of mega hottie scream queens. You gotta love blood soaked tank tops, tummy cleavage and gratuitous heavy artillery.I love Juno from the Descent. Exotic, beautiful and totally fucked up.Check out the other 49.Tags:top 50 hotties of horror, ugo horror hotties , horror beautful women , horror scream queens, horror hotties, naked women horror movies, top horror movies, gratuitous nudity, splatter films,...

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The Midnight Meat Train (Review)

The Midnight Meat TrainThe Midnight Meat Train (2008)Directed by Ryuhei KitamuraEvery once in a while, Lion's Gate will poop out a movie worth 2 shits under it's horror label.Fuck Saw V.The Midnight Meat Train is that movie.Wow, just a truly awesome-tastic horror gem. Possibly one of the best horror movies of the year.So what did you need to pull of this feat?You needed legendary Versus/Alive/Azumi director Ryuhei Kitamura. You needed a short story...

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Rewind: The Greatest Martial Arts Fighting Tournament Movie Ever Made

[originally posted on leftoverthoughts.com on 7/7/02]The Greatest Martial Arts Fighting Tournament Movie Ever MadePart IWhat movie are the following quotes from?"OK USA!" "You Jackson?? You look like a Jackson." "You are NEXT!" "You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend!" "Very good. But brick not hit back!" "Time to separate the men from the boys." "Just be sure Chong Li doesn't separate your head from you body." "Don't make us use fifty-thousand volts on you, Frank." "What the hell's a Dim Mac?""Aren't you a little...

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UGO's Sexy Halloween Costumes (Foxy Fans: Halloween Edition)

I can't resist a girl dressed as Alice.... yum.Check out all the photos......

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After Dark Horrorfest III: 2009

After Dark Horrorfest 2009 is shaping up to be very interesting.It's scheduled from January 9th to January 15th, 2009.The confirmed list of movies are below.1.) The Broken2.) Slaughter aka Faithless3.) Perkins 144.) Butterfly Effect: Revelation5.) From Within6.) Dying Breed7.) Autopsy8.) TBDI'm kinda psyched up Perkins 14.For all plot summaries check out Bloody Disgusting's summary pa...

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