Train (Trailer)

It's Hostel on a train!!!! Yup that's what Train is about. Supposedly a remake of Terror Train, the movie is now its own and chocked full of gory tidbits and full fleshy nudity. Currently at NC-17 because of extreme splatter and boobies, this may be quite a flick.Plot.................In Europe, a group of American college athletes unknowingly board a train that will become one deadly rideHopefully, Thora Birch will partake in the nude-fest but she'll...

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Splinter (Trailer)

Hollywood horror is lacking on the monster/beast horror movies of old. I mean I'm not asking for killer, mutant 50 foot tall radioactive ants, but give me a killer monster and I'm cool.So after watching the trailer for Splinter, we could actually get something Feast-like with Mist-ish qualities and The Host like craziness.Or it could be a turd in a toilet.Plot is dumb-esque.A young couple has retreated to the wilderness for a romantic camping weekend-but...

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Snuff: A Documentary About Killing On Camera (Trailer)

Snuff: A theoretical genre that depicts the death or murder of a person or people without the aid of special effects for the purpose of distribution and entertainment.Ever since I watched Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment which people thought was an actual snuff film, you always have to wonder if such a thing really exists.I did watch the pseudo snuff film: Snuff and that was laughable but I guess it wasn't back in the 70s.I mean even Charlie Sheen...

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Rule of Three (Review)

Rule of ThreeRule of Three (2008)Directed by Eric ShapiroIs Tiffany Shepis in every indie and horror movie this year?I'm watching Rule of Three via Fantestic Fest Online and poof! there she is. And what else would she be playing but a hot vixen. And it's a most appropriate role and scene.And what an awesome scene it was (we'll get to that in a second).But the nitty gritty deal of Rule of Three is it's not a horror movie but more like a film noir,...

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Treevenge (Review)

TreevengeTreevenge (2008)Directed by Jason EisenerShort films are sometimes a hit or miss. But one does come along that works perfectly as a short.And that short is Treevenge directed by Jason Eisener.Treevenge is one of the short films online now at the AMD Fantastic Fest Online.What Treevenge should be called is Treepocalypse. A horror short that works perfectly as a horror-omedy.Boring Plot-O-MaticPine tree "victims" get massively "killed" and...

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Black Devil Doll (DVD Release Date)

Black Devil Doll comes out on December 31st!!!Details for the DVD have come out.• Audio commentary by the Lewises and their crew• Audio commentary by the cast• Audio commentary by the Black Devil Doll!• Behind-the-scenes footage• Still galleryThe first 1,000 DVDs purchased from blackdevildoll.com will receive two free collector's items:• New BLACK DEVIL DOLL poster featuring new artwork from Stephen Romano• BLACK DEVIL DOLL soundtrack CD with music...

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Chocolate (Review)

ChocolateChocolate (2008)Directed by Prachya PinkaewPrachya Pinkaew, the director of awesome-rific films Ong Bak and Tom Yum Goong , is the reigning king of action cinema.And Chocolate again shows why guns and shootouts are fuckin overrated.It's been a while since a full out martial arts flick totally blew me away.JeeJa Yanin is breathtaking as Zen, an autistic girl who accumulates her martial arts skills by watching who else...Tony Jaa. Her muay...

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Feast 2 (Trailer)

I loved the first Feast flick. I ranked it #6 on my annual Top 10 Horror movies of 2006. Who knew a Project Greenlight movie could actually be good?So I'm kinda psyched for Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds. The trailer looks wild, surreal and ambigious.Oh oh.Check it out below.Tags:feast 2, feast 2 sloppy seconds , feast 2 teaser trailer , feast,...

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They Wait (Review)

They WaitThey Wait (2007)Directed by Ernie BarbarashAfter watching the opening scene of They Wait and after the intro credits started to roll, up came the foreboding credit of:Executive ProducerUwe BollI should have just shut off the movie right then and there. But I knew what I was getting into. I knew a film based on Chinese mythos and ghost stories would be your typical The Ring-like dash and scare.But dammit, it had the hotness that is Jaime...

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Chuck Palahniuk's Snuff (Book Trailers)

I've recently started reading Chuck Palahniuk's new book Snuff. The infamous author of Fight Club, Diary and new soon to be released made into a movie Choke, has come out thrusting at full speed in this new book. I mean it was inevitable he'd write about this subject. C'mon, you knew he'd write about porn at some point didn't ya?Plot (thanks Wikipedia)Cassie Wright, porn priestess, intends to cap her legendary career by breaking the world record...

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Remember September 11, 2001

I'm a born and raised New Yorker. That's where I get my jadedness from. The gritty, never say never attitude. However, on the 7th anniversary of 9/11, I get a tad wee emotional. I was in Manhattan that day and I know first hand what it was like. I walked over a bridge to get home, scared shitless.Take a look to the faces of the victims who lost their lives.And do something if you wa...

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Religulous (Trailer)

With election-mania well under way, I'd like to now tell you what my political affiliation is.Ready?I'm a horror-crat. Also referred to as a jadedpublican.Both parties are fucked up. But documentaries about religion are funny. And that's whre Bill Maher comes in.Real Time with Bill Maher is some good shit. Definitely Daily Show-ish with some Colbert Report and a dash of the Awful Truth.Bill Maher's doc-hmm maybe more like mockumentary looks to offend...

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Stephen King's The Stand Comic (Preview)

Admit it. You watched the cheesy, over the top miniseries that was on NBC because you didn't want to read the long ass book. Well no need to watch Rob Lowe and Gary Sinise in that abomination, because Marvel put it in comic book form for all us slackers.UGO.com has a sneak peek at the first 6 pages of the first chapter.Check out this exclusive preview.Tags:the stand comic, the stand , stephen king , marvel comics, cult classic, comic exclusive the...

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The Films of Alejandro Jodorowsky

He's made only half a dozen films but like Stanley Kubrick, the body of work of his films cannot be denied.They are cinematic experimental, avante garde and magical realism masterpieces.You may not agree with that conclusion. But the scope of Jodorowsky work is summed up as surreally bizarre with a touch of insanity.From a western with mythic overtones to serial killers finding religion, it's a world like no other.If anything, millenials should Netflix...

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Sukeban Boy (Trailer)

Bless all that is Japanese cinema! From Noburu Iguchi, director of the infamous the Machine Girl comes Oira sukeban aka Sukeban Boy.Holy fuckin cow. This movie is totally off the wall, wacky, absurd and giga-wattagely powered.Read the plot below and let me know if you can make heads or tails or whatever out of it.Sukeban has a problem. This foulmouthed, hard-fighting son of a biker, has been cursed with the looks of a pop princess. The looks lead...

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The Ruins (Review)

The RuinsThe Ruins (2008)Directed by Carter SmithI'm a big Jenna Malone fan. Let's get out of the way first. She was awesome in Donnie Darko, Saved and here in the Ruins.But alas, the Ruins is well another horror movie that will be placed in the used DVD bin soon enough.It wasn't great, it wasn't bad. It just was.Was what you may be asking?It's another movie where white American tourists make trouble for the indigenous local inhabitants and get themselves...

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Trailer Park of Terror (Trailer)

Based on an Imperium Comics series, Trailer Park of Terror seems to hit all the right horror chords. Hot lead babe, rednecks, redneck demons and a busload of dysfunctional youth to kill.It's an attempt at the horror-omedy though I'm skeptical this will work.Just check out the trailer already.Tags:trailer park of terror trailer, trailer park of terror , redneck demons , top horror movies 2008, nyc subway, horror movies 2008, trace adkins, Nichole...

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Gallowwalker (Trailer)

Gallowwalker is speculated to be Wesley Snipes return to a theatrical release-hood. So if Snipes can do it, why can't JCVD?I mean Snipes was indicted for tax invasion and he gets the Hollywood greenlight? Has JCVD ever been arrested for a crime? (Oh yeah.... drugs, girl trouble and he got sued by the real Frank Dux)Well I gotta admit, Gallowwalker looks Paul W.S. Anderson-ish and has a slight video gamey effect but the premise has got me stoked.A...

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