Rewind: Jason X (Review)

Jason XJason X (2001)Directed by James Issac[It's a retro review by the jaded viewer. I originally posted this review after buying the box set. Films 1-8. The memories all came pouring back. Fangoria covers and lunch box sets. And so I decided to make a list. The ultimate super duper mega crazy best to worst list. Starting from the worst movie of the franchise to the best, I'll go into why each film was either really good or really terrible. I of...

Categories: camp crystal lake, friday the 13th, gratuitous nudity, jason voohees, jason x, lexa doig, outer space, uber jason

Anita (Review)

Anita Anita (1973)Directed by Torgny WickmanAs I perusing various horror websites, I stumbled upon the Playground Movie Reviews. There, they had a review of Anita which I read like a goofy schoolboy. A movie about a 17 year old nymphomaniac!This I gotta see.I gotta admit, it was a nice change of pace from watching the constant zombies and cannibal redneck slaughter I've been watching over the last few weeks.I even decided to have Hollywood rape my...

Categories: anita, anita review, Anita - ur en tonårsflickas dagbok, christina lindberg, gratuitous nudity, swedish erotica, Swedish Nymphet, The Shocking Account of a Young Nymphomaniac

Sukiyaki Western Django (Trailer)

The 7th Annual New York Asian Film Festival is scheduled from 6/20-7/6.If you are in the New York area, films will be playing at the IFC Center and the Japan Society.A couple notable films will make their US premieres. The one's that have caught my interest are below.1.) Sukiyaki Western Django (Japan)The big one is Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django, Miike's take on a Sergio Leone spaghetti western classic. The trailer is below.2.) The Butcher (Korea)Korea's answer to the POV and torture porn wave.Lots of other films seem also worthwhile.Check...

Categories: 7th Annual New York Asian Film Festival, subway cinema, Sukiyaki Western Django Trailer, the butcher

Rewind: Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (Review)

Friday the 13th Part 5: A New BeginningFriday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)Directed by Danny Steinmann[It's a retro review by the jaded viewer. I originally posted this review after buying the box set. Films 1-8. The memories all came pouring back. Fangoria covers and lunch box sets. And so I decided to make a list. The ultimate super duper mega crazy best to worst list. Starting from the worst movie of the franchise to the best, I'll go...

Categories: fake jason, friday the 13th part 5 a new beginning, jason voorhees, the 13th

The Happening (Red Band Trailer)

JoBlo.com has just posted the Red Band Trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening.I really don't like Shyamalan's movies anymore since Sixth Sense but the suicidal carnage in this teaser trailer seems really shocking.It's an American version of Suicide Circle!!!Check out the trailer below.Tags:the happening red band trailer, the happening , red band trailer , suicide circle, m night shyamalan,...

Categories: m.night. shyamalan, red band trailer, suicide circle, the happening, the happening trailer

Barricade (Trailer)

With all the talk of Stopping Uwe Boll from making movies, there was a time when German underground horror was envied and praised.Andreas Schnass, Jorg Buttgereit, Olaf Ittenbach are horror directors that have given us classic splatter movies.Ittenbach's Premutos boasts a higher body count and more gore than Peter Jackson's Brain Dead.Schnaas's Violent Shit series gave birth to German horror.Buttgereit's infamous Nekromantik is what all necro-horror is judged by.The latest director to join this list is Timo Rose whose Mutation trilogy is a classic...

Categories: andreas schnaas, barricade, brain dead, german horror, jorg buttgereit, mutation, nekromantik, olaf ittenbach, premutos trailer, timo rose, uwe boll, violent shit

The Tournament (Trailer)

It's like the Kumite but with guns!The plot has me salivating....Every ten years in an unsuspecting town, The Tournament takes place. A battle royale between 40 of the world’s deadliest assassins. The last man standing receiving the $10,000,000 cash prize and the title of Worlds No 1, which itself carries the legendary million dollar a bullet price tag. All fights are monitored 24 hrs a day on redirected CCTV cameras and broadcast secretly to a...

Categories: assassins, battle royale, kelly hu, robert carlyle, the tourament, the tournament trailer, ving rhames

Frontiere(s) (Review)

Frontiere(s) Frontiere(s) (2008)Directed by Xavier GensDid all the Fulci disciple horror directors move to France?It seems like it as the French delivered another splatter-ific, gore-hound's dream, nightmare-phobia world in Frontiere(s). Just like Inside, this movie is filled with buckets of intense gore and bloodshed. And because of that, I'll forgive the mish mash of American horror genres they put into this mess.Let me start off by saying, the...

Categories: after dark horrorfest 2007, after dark horrorfest 2008, french horror, frontiere(s), gore, splatter, top 10 horror movies of 2007, top horror movies of 2008, underground splatter

The Shepherd: Border Patrol (Review)

The Sherpherd: Border PatrolThe Sherpherd: Border Patrol (2008)Directed by Isaac FlorentineLet's call these straight to DVD Van Damme flicks the end of the end.Sigh.Van Damme has stated he wants to make "character action". These character action STV movies started with Replicant and have continued endlessly. Post theatre Van Damme has had a few decent flicks. Replicant was actually ok. Umm. I think that was it.Suffice it to say we really don't need...

Categories: character action, Jean Claude Van Damme, mexican border, straight to dvd, the shepherd border patrol

Amateur Porn Star Killer (Trailers)

The jaded viewer has always tried to introduce flicks you've never heard of. We've dug up movies from the bowels of underground horror.The snuff sub genre is on the fringe on the edge of sicko-core.Movies in this category are slim.Fred Vogel's August Underground comes to mind first. The Guinea Pig "Devil's Experiment" is another.But a new kid is on the block.Shane Ryan's Amateur Porn Star Killer and its just released sequel are now the new disturbing fucked up flicks that have added their names to the fringiest of the fringe.Rewind the Insanity:OK....

Categories: amateur porn horror, Amateur Porn Star Killer, Amateur Porn Star Killer 2, august underground, devil's experiment, guinea pig, hardcore snuff, porn, pseudo snuff, shane ryan, snuff

NEW! Cannibals Movie Poster Unveiled!

Bloody Disgusting has unveiled the new poster for Ruggero Deodato's new cannibal movie called obviously Cannibals.Check it out he...

Categories: cannibal films, cannibal holocaust, cannibals, ruggero deodato