Monday, January 31, 2011

Half Moon (Review)

Half MoonHalf Moon (2011)Directed by Jason TolerI was howling in pain after I saw this movie.I was also howling in laughter.But laughter does not always equal a good movie and this movie is sooo bad in so many ways I wanted somebody to punch me in the face and tell me to stop watching.Yes this movie stars Tori Black and yes she's a porn star who plays a prostitute in a werewolf movie.But somehow you think there would be hope in this outrageous premise....

Friday, January 28, 2011

Fright Flick (Review)

Fright FlickFright Flick (2011)Directed by Israel Luna[screener provided by Breaking Glass Pictures]Ho Hum. It's another slasher flick with a movie in a movie gimmick. Right off the tranny heels of Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives, Israel Luna brings us another homage of sorts with Fright Flick. This slasher flick seems to be Luna's take on those campy and cartooney 80s slasher flicks of old.I'm all for keeping it old school and seeing a few blood...

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Roommate: What the generic still photos actually tell us

There is a little subtext in the marketing campaign for The Roommate. Oh you didn't know? Well I'm a decoding master blaster and I'm going to break this subliminal marketing wide fuckin open. By now you've probably seen the trailer. You know it stars Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly. Seems Ms. Meester is on some fancy schmancy show on the CW....Gossip something. Minka Kelly however I DO know. As Mrs. Derek Jeter, she's like baseball wife #1.Sure...

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Psychological Mastermind: Takashi Miike

[this feature is brought to you by guest writer Camiele White, and no she's not an intern. The Jaded Viewer is to poor to have interns.]Psychological Mastermind: Takashi MiikeWho would ever imagine that there could be beauty in the mind of a psychopath? If there is such a thing, it’s most certainly found in the imagination of Takashi Miike. He has the eye of a painter with the mind of a serial killer --bloody guts and gore with an uncanny bit...

Monday, January 24, 2011

Bleading Lady (Trailer)

For me, Ryan Nicholson has been hit or miss. I thought Gutterballs was viciously wicked while Hanger was too nasty in my opinion. But the one thing you can count on is his films will leave a lasting impact.So via Vicious Circle Films (via Breaking Glass) comes Nicholson's newest film Bleading Lady. Here be the plot:Don is a chauffeur and a movie buff who takes his job seriously — very seriously. When his latest assignment takes him to the set of...

Friday, January 21, 2011

Giveaway Contest: Win Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S8 Volume 1 Comic Book!

I haven't had a contest in a while and I really never had anything good to giveaway. But with all this talk of a new Buffy remake coming out, I realized this would be the perfect contest for 2011.So here's the deal. You're going to have to be a little creative to win. Below is a clip of Buffy dusting a vampire. If you're any kind of Buffy fan, you know she always has a nice witty quip or pun she says after she stakes a vamp. This one is:"Three in...

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Shellter (Review)

ShellterShellter (2009)Directed by Dan Donley#20 on my top 20 horror movies of 2010 list is a movie called Kill Theory. Basically its about what you do in order to survive. Psychological survival movies have been done before and they are always interesting to watch. The reason is because you start to ask the same question the characters are asking.Would you kill or maim people or even people you love to survive?I've always liked these movies and...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Troll 2, Best Worst Movie and extending your 15 minutes

I've never seen Troll 2. You would think I would have as I love MST3King bad movies. So I watched the next best thing, which of course is Best Worst Movie, the documentary about Troll 2's fandom. The doc is an interesting look into how a cheesy, bad movie can garner attention years later.All the characters in BWM are intriguing. George Hardy and director Claudio Fragasso give polarizing opposite views of how they embrace their now infamous picture....

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Insano Steve’s One Sentence Reviews-O-Matic (Perverted Japanese Edition)

It's this week's Insano Steve's one sentence review-o-matics. If you missed the previous edition, check it out here. I tasked Insano Steve to review every movie in his DVD collection but instead he gave one sentence reviews (lazy bastard).This week's edition: Perverted Japanese Edition! Enjoy.Bounce Ko Girls - a fun story about 3 underage girls as they: 1.) entrap pedophiles on the internet, 2.) run from the Yakuza, and of course, 3.) sell their...

Monday, January 17, 2011

A Foundling (Review)

A FoundlingA Foundling (2010)Directed by Carly Lyn[screener provided by Carly Lyn]The moment I saw the premise and trailer for Carly Lyn's film A Foundling, I was completely mesmerized.Was this a Western film that had sci fi elements?Were the leads both Chinese American actresses?Was this a film about 2 Chinese American women in the way back West finding an alien?Yes to all these questions. The beauty of independent cinema is your not constrained...

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Jaded Viewer's Predictions for 2011

I had a few features I wanted to write about what we should all expect in 2011 via film but they all sorta made sense to go list a few Nostradamusisy predictions instead. When in doubt, always go with a list I always say. Who knows what 2011 will bring in the world of horror but I'm going out on a limb with my guesses and predictions.If any of these come true, I've got proof I'm psychic. Now place your bets.1.) Steampunk will be Hollywood's Newest...

Monday, January 10, 2011

Best/Top Horror Movies of 2010 (Compilation from the Internet)

Look at those links above! Hahaha, I couldn't resist. Well it's that time again where I make your life easier by compiling the top 10 (or best of) lists of every major film and horror site, horror blog and online magazine out there on the interwebs. I do this because I also like to see how it compares with my own list and because you deserve one place where you can go to instead of Googling for it.Over a 100 lists are below (I've totally Googled...