The WTF List: Scream 4

Well it took me a year later and I finally watched the meta first master at work, Wes Craven. Yes folks, I watched Scream 4. I'm well aware that New Nightmare is the one of the ones that started it all and so I give the man his due. But clearly I'm in a Cabin in the Woods state of mind and having seen that beaut of a flick before Scream 4 has warped my tiny little horror mind. Here's a few tweets I shelled out while watching. @jadedviewer Watching...

Categories: 2011 horror movies, hollywood remake, horror remakes, meta horror movies, scream 4, wes craven

The Cabin in the Woods (Review)

The Cabin in the WoodsThe Cabin in the Woods (2012)Directed by Drew GoddardWritten by Drew Goddard and Joss WhedonThe Cabin in the Woods was suppose to come out on February 5th 2010. It didn't. The poster and trailer were released December of last year. We had to wait 2+ years for this to come out. As a hoarder and fanboy of all that is Whedon, I was getting annoyed and was losing any hope that this movie was ever going to be released. They delayed...

Categories: 2012 horror movies, buffy the vampire slayer, cabin in the woods, dollhouse, joss whedon, vampires, whedonesque, zombies

Jean Claude Van Damme is back (sorta) in Dragon Eyes (Trailer)

The logo of this blog will always be loved here at the jaded viewer. And as such, I've always kept you up to date on what's been going on with our favorite Belgian action star. From his last movie, Assassination Games (see review here) to his reality show, I'm always keeping tabs on the Muscles from Brussels. So having discovered the trailer for his latest movie (nope not The Expendables 2) I figured you all needed to know what's the what with JCVD.Here...

Categories: action cinema, JCVD, Jean Claude Van Damme, kung fu, martial arts, van damme

The Raid Redemption (Review)

The Raid: RedemptionThe Raid: Redemption (2012)Directed by Gareth EvansAfter seeing The Raid, I tweeted this:@TheRaidUS is the equivalent of seeing a 100 car pile up, head on collisions and fiery mushroom cloud explosions. It's fuckin awesomeIt's rare to see an action movie that says, fuck the characters and the plot! We're not going to waste time developing our characters or explaining the plot. Instead, we're going to give you non stop action for...

Categories: action cinema, bloody violence, crime thriller, gore, guns, indonesia action movie, kung fu, martial arts, merantau, merantau trailer, splatter, the raid redemption

EXCLUSIVE: FEARnet has a new reality show The Fear Club and I'm in it!!!

I've been giddy for a week now as I've wanted to share with you my big news. As you all know FEARnet is about to premiere Holliston, their new scripted original series starring Adam Green and Joe Lynch. But what you don't know is they are about to announce a new show called The Fear Club and I've been cast as one of the contestants in the pilot episode!It's unfuckinbelievable! I'm crazy excited. I'm going to have to brush up on my horror trivia and...

Categories: fearnet, jadedviewer.com, reality tv satire, the jaded viewer, tv shows