5 Semi Unknown Actresses about to blow the fuck up

Well I needed an excuse to post pictures of Katrina Bowden. So I decided to make up this post. You probably know who all these actresses are but Ms. Moretz has been making the news since the Carrie announcement and some people didn't know she was Hit Girl in Kick Ass. It would be easy to feature Jennifer Lawrence but you know me, I dig the actresses that are semi under the radar. Clearly these actresses need more exposure so here you go.5.) Olivia...

Categories: beautiful women, chloe moretz, horror hotties, jaime chung, juno, juno temple, katrina bowden, let me in, olivia thirlby, piranha 3d, sucker punch, tucker and dale vs evil

10 Hipsterish Things Some Horror Fans Say and Do

I wrote on my Facebook page:Everybody should calm down and stop being elitist horror fans for a sec because you saw Battle Royale. How about the fans who READ the book? They're more hipster than the ppl who saw the movie. But they better not make a film about Ennis Preacher or I'm gonna bust heads....Well don't I sound all fuckin hipserish right??? It got me thinking that we horror fans say and do some hipsterish things (sometimes we realize it,...

Categories: cannibal holocaust, hipsters, hipsters dying, hollywood remake, horror blog, horror remakes, the blair witch project, the jaded viewer, tiffany shepis

EXCLUSIVE! The Client List TV Plot Summaries Revealed!

When I first noticed Jennifer Love Hewitt's BOOBS were starring in "The Client List" I knew I had to write up a post on this awesomeness that would be unleashed on cable television. The poster, production photos and sneak peak videos were such a tease on the male American audience. So many questions came to mind. Would J-Love's boobs be able to give a star performance? Would we be able to accept them on the screen every time? Would we see them bounce?...

Categories: gratuitous nudity, hookers, jennifer love hewitt, lifetime, nudity, skinemax, the client list

The Summer of Massacre (Review)

The Summer of MassacreThe Summer of Massacre (2011)Directed by Joe CastroWell that sucked.Back in the day, I would search out for the most fucked up, goriest, splattered fill horror movies out in the underground. I soon stumbled upon German splatter like Ittenbach's Burning Moon or Schnaas Violent Shit trilogy. I would get excited when I'd get my hands on this type of movie because I'd see unrated gore and splatter in all it's 8th generation dubbed...

Categories: 2012 horror movies, breaking glass pictures, gore, indie horror, splatter, splatter gore, splatterpunk, top gore movies, underground horror

El monstro del mar! (Review)

El monstro del mar! El monstro del mar! (2012)Directed by Stuart SimpsonDid you ever want to see the Suicide Girls take on a sea monster?Well Australia has got you covered. Because in Stuart Simpson's El monstro del mar (translated to Monster of the Sea) you'll just see that. And that's pretty much it.Monstro goes into the way back time machine to give us a throwback to B-movie monsterpalooza where a quiet seaside town goes under attack by 3 hot...

Categories: 2012 horror movies, australian horror, breaking glass pictures, exploitation, exploitation film, grindhouse, indie film, indie horror, monster movie, suicide girl

The Shortround: Thieves (Review)

In this edition of The Shortround, we go all sci fi. JG Barnes, director of Thieves sent me his short to check out. I figured, let's break the monotony and check out a sci-fi short. Here be the nuts and bolts.One scene. One Room. A nice long chat simmers between a cold and precise Agent (Kelly Kirstein) and a brilliant yet fanatical terrorist (Sheldon Simmons). This man harbors the key to saving lives or the tool of ultimate vanity. But what exactly...

Categories: sci-fi, short, short film, the shortround

The Raid will revolutionize the modern action movie

After watching the umpteenth trailer and clips of The Raid: Redemption, you just get the feeling this shits going to be fuckin awesome. Sure we can all get hyped by The Expendables 2, but I get the eerie feeling Gareth Evans Indonesian action flick is going to get rewashed, rebooted and remade in that repackaged American way.Haven't seen the trailer? Check it out.Remember when Ong Bak came out and it fuckin exploded in your brain? I think Thailand...

Categories: 80s action, action cinema, cops, crime thriller, indonesia action movie, merantau, muay thai, silat, thai movies