Be part of The Experiment! Nightmare: The Experiment (Dec 9th to Dec 23rd)

Clearly, Tim Haskell wasn't done psycho analyzing us to death a month ago. If you went to Nightmare: Fairy Tales (see full review here), you also attended The Experiment, the 2nd half of the haunt. I liked this portion better than the Fairy Tales walkthrough. And it seems because of the popularity, they've evolved it into a Nightmare (before Christmas) haunt of its own.From the official site, here's the info about this new holiday haunt.Psycho Clan,...

Categories: haunted house, nightmare fairy tales, nyc haunted house, nyc horror

Killcam Live: Is this Interactive Horror Experience the Future?

A while back, I posted this article called "5 Social Media Sites that would reinvent the horror movie". I asked why horror movies don't use Twitter, FourSquare, YouTube, Facebook and ARG's more effectively. But now it seems the creators of KillCam Live have done just that. They're telling a horror narrative using YouTube and then for 72 hours give you a chance to interact with a character via a live cam, where YOU decide if the characters lives or...

Categories: alternate reality, facebook, horror short, interactive horror movie, killcam, short, short film, social media, twitter, web series

It's Thanksgiving so I'll leave this right here: Turbaconepicentipede

Happy Thanksgiving from the Jaded Viewer!Thanks to all the new followers on Blogger, Facebook and Twitter! Special thanks to all the loyal followers who keep coming back as well. There's more horror goodness coming from the jaded viewer on the way so keep checking back.Fuck Turducken. Now here is Epic Meal Time's: Turbaconepicentipe...

Categories: happy thanksgiving, jadedviewer.com, the jaded viewer

Assassination Games (Review)

Assassination GamesAssassination Game (2011)Directed by Ernie BarbarashWith the hype that Jean Claude Van Damme has received with being cast as a villain in The Expendables 2, one wondered why it took so long for JCVD to make the decision to join the all star cast. Was it because he didn't want to do action porn? Was he so adamant that the movie be "character action" as he always points out? Did he NOT want to play the villain?Well I don't think...

Categories: action cinema, assassins, bloody violence, character action, extreme violence, guns, JCVD, Jean Claude Van Damme, scott adkins, the expendables, van damme

Kenneyville (Review)

KenneyvilleKenneyville (2010)Directed by Brooks HunterAs a horror blogger, you'll get a range of indie horror films sent to you hoping that you'll see a breakout movie that is a diamond in the rough. Canada is ripe with horror talent from the Soska Sisters to Jason Eisener. When I read the synopsis for Kenneyville, I have to say I was intrigued: "a local scientist and businessman, has been collecting innocent women for experiments in creating brainwashed...

Categories: 2011 horror movies, brain damage, canada, canadian horror, indie film, indie horror, rednecks

A Jaded Viewer Giveaway: Savage County and Ferocious Planet DVDs!

It's my final jaded viewer horror giveaway for 2011! As it's my last giveaway of the year, we're going out with both barrels loaded. If you win, you'll get not one, but TWO DVDs! I'll be honest, I had no interest in reviewing these flicks. Looking at some reviews, they're not what you'd consider "kick ass awesome" or even "mediocrely average". Sure I could have watched them and probably created awesome mockery reviews but I'm going to hope you can...

Categories: giveaway, horror giveaway, jadedviewer, jadedviewer.com, sweeps, sweepstakes, the jaded viewer

The Walking Dead is Lost but with Zombies

Yeah I said it. The Walking Dead is Lost but with Zombies. Hmm, looks like you haven't been thinking the way I've been thinking. As a huge Lost fan, one can only think about the similarities between the two shows. It's pretty fuckin amazing how a zombie apocalypse and a crash landing on a mysterious island can be similar. Are you shaking your head? Well let's examine the characters of The Walking Dead and who they closely resemble on Lost.THE OBVIOUS1.)...

Categories: fast moving zombies, tv shows, walking dead, zombie tv show, zombies

Blackout Haunted House 2011 (Walkthrough/Spoilers)

**Hello fellow Redditors, it seems you are all curious of this haunted house that other haunted houses are afraid of. I'll be posting my review of 2012 edition in the next few weeks. In the meantime, be sure to ask your burning questions in this AMA which  The Raven and Black Cat has created. TRBC and myself have been to at least 4 Blackout haunts including the infamous invite only Spring event. We're part of the Survivors Club and we know...

Categories: blackout, halloween, haunted house, new york city, nyc halloween haunted house, nyc haunted house, nyc horror, vortex theater

Mediatrix (Review)

MediatrixMediatrix (2011)Directed by Cory UdlerI'm pretty positive Cory Udler is not a big fan of organized religion. Udler, the mastermind behind the infamous Incest Death Squad 1 and 2, seems to wage his war on it behind the camera by satirizing the sheep and the wolves who prey on said sheep. With Mediatrix, it's front and center and mocks the mockery of all that is Christianity and it's inherit beliefs.Mediatrix is an exploitation jab at the...

Categories: exploitation, exploitation film, incest death squad, incest death squad 2, indie film, indie horror, mediatrix, religious cult

The 10 Best Scenes from EuroTrip

I rarely cover comedies on the jaded viewer but having rewatched EuroTrip for like the 10th time because of Showtime, I have to make sure you all know of this hilarious flick. In the same vain of Road Trip, American Pie, Harold and Kumar, etc. the "trip" comedies, Eurotrip might have been overlooked when it came out in 2004.But it still brings tears to my eyes from uncontrollable laughter when I watch it. Plus the Lustra song "Scotty Doesn't Know"...

Categories: 80s comedy, comedy, eurotrip