Martyrs (Trailer)

The new French wave of horror is blazing across screens as the official trailer for Martys is now online.If you've seen Inside or Frontiere(s) or even Haute Tension, you know the French may be squeamish when it comes to war but not in their horror movies. If the trailer and the 2 teaser trailers below are any indication of how sadistic and bloody this will be, I'm so fuckin thrilled.The buzz is this is the uber ultimate in torture porn. Kudos to...

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Red Sonja (Comic Con 2008 Posters)

When I first read that Rose McGowan was going to play Red Sonja, I was like...."Isn't she like 5'1?"How do you strike fear into your enemies when your waving your sword at their knees?Well if there is one person that might pull this off it's Rober Rodriguez. Trouble is, he's not directing this. Some dude name Douglas Aarniokoski. Say who?Straigh out of Comic Con , check out the poster above and below for the first look at the hot Rose McGowan as...

Categories: movies 2009, red sonja, red sonja posters, red sonja remake, robert rodriguez, rose mcgowan, swords

Friday the 13th (Remake) (Trailer)

Yes fellow readers, the jaded viewer also covers *some* mainstream horror movies and news. And so low and behold the poster for the "reimagining" of Friday the 13th is above.I love the the 13th series (even some of the shitty sequels) . I think Jason Voorhees is the greatest slasher of all time. But I have my doubts about this remake. It looks....well a little Final Destination-ish with a mix of some Rob Zombie Halloween. To me, 21st century Jason...

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Insanitarium (Review)

InsanitariumInsanitarium (2008)Directed by Jeff BuhlerHere's the plot for Insanitarium:Jack plays a man who pretends to be crazy in order to save his sister from being involuntarily hospitalized. Once inside the institute, the siblings discover that a doctor is using his patients like lab rats, forcing them to take a drug that turns them into flesh-eating psychopaths.Is this the best idea Jack could come up with to free his sister?I don't know who...

Categories: armin shimermann, insane asylum, insanitarium, insanitarium review, jesse metcalf, kiele sanchez, olivia munn, peter stormare, quark

Comic Con 2008 (Coverage)

No, I'm not in San Diego for the Comic Con. But UGO.com is. They'll be covering all the big blockbuster movies plus the little horror gems that are sure to be cult classics.Check out their live coverage of Comic Con '08.Tags:comic con 2008, comic con 2008 coverage, ugo , ugo.com, exclusive interviews, splat...

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Rewind: Paradise Villa (Trailer)

If you've seen Oldboy or any of Chan Wook Park's movies, you know the Korean film industry is on the cutting edge of some really jaded movies.A little gem that came out in 2001 is Paradise Villa.The plot is well...kinda kooky.An MMO geek finds out that somebody has stolen his inventory and seeks vengeance on the gamer who swiped it. The gamer lives in "Paradise Villa" and our anti-hero is goes insano killing on the residents of the apartment complex, who themselves are little quirky.Trust me, I first saw this flick on VCD (yes fuckin VCD) and it's...

Categories: chan wook park, Chong-won Park, korean horror, oldboy, paradise villa, paradise villa trailer, serial killer movie, splatter, splatter gore, world cup

Ong Bak 2 (Trailer)

I just watched the trailer for Ong Bak 2. And all I have to say is....WTF?Ong bak had simple premise. Super uber muay thai fighter Tony Jaa comes to Bangkok to get back mystical head, meet his funny cousin and kicks anybody's ass in the process if they get in his way.He also runs, flies, skips, dashes and avoids obstacles in a local market than savagely beats up henchman and the boss at the end.That's it. So can somebody tell me why is Ong Bak 2...

Categories: bangkok, muay thai, ong bak 2, ong bak 2 trailer, thai movies, tony jaa

Return to Sleepaway Camp (Trailer)

I will admit right here on jadedviewer.com a most embarassing horror tidbit about myself.Here goes.............I own all 3 Sleepaway Camp movies. I actually bought the Survival Kit boxset. Yes I admit it. I'm a closet Sleepaway Camp fan.I'm not even sure why. I mean all Sleepaway Camp was were camp counselors getting killed, hacked, tortured, impaled and murdered. Same ole slasher shit.But oh that fuckin ending. What a hell of freakin ending.So with that, Return to Sleepaway Camp, the 4th installment of the series comes to DVD October 14th (via...

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Amatuer Porn Star Killer 2 (Review)

Amateur Porn Star Killer 2Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 (2008)Directed by Shane RyanZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Oh sorry about that. I'm up now. So your here for a review of APSK2 right?No problem.Here's the really short review.Talking. Killing. Porn. Killing. Porn. Killing.End.Good enough? No? Arghhh. OK. Let's see what I remember from this flick before I dozed off.Everybody has that friend that when you go over their house, they always turn on the video...

Categories: Amateur Porn Star Killer, Amateur Porn Star Killer 2, Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 review, porn, shane ryan, straight to dvd, torture porn

Watchmen (Trailer)

"Who watches the Watchmen?"On March 6, 2009, everybody will because the trailer below has blown me away.Wow.Holy fuckin cow that was fuckin amazing.My head exploded.Zach Snyder may have pulled off the impossible feat of putting the most unfilmable graphic novel ever and actually made a great film from the 2 minute and change trailer thats below. If this lives up to the hype, I'll be astonished.I reminded you all to read the graphic novel first. Alan...

Categories: alan moore, watchmen, watchmen movie, watchmen official trailer, zach snyder

Tantei monogatari (Trailer)

Does Takashi Miike ever take a break from making movies?Miike churned another police detective insan-o flick called Tantei monogatari last year. Reminds me of MDP Psycho (Multiple Personality Detective)Twitch first put up this trailer last year, but I didn't watch it until 2 minutes ago.Here be the plot (courtesy of Twitch and Ryuganji)Private detective Kazama Raita (Nakayama)’s new neighbour is a dude with same name, Takashima Raita (Maki). From the moment he moves into the apartment next door, Takashima finds himself being tailed by the shady...

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Crows Zero (Trailer)

The one thing you can count on from Takashi Miike, Japan's uber cult film director, is that from start to finish your going on a drugged up Kool aid magic carpet ride of super duper violence and scenarios that would make your mom cry.Miike goes back to high school with Crow Zero aka Kurôzu zero. Yakuza, bullying and power hungry rivals. What else do you need?Based on a manga (doesn't it seem all Japanese movies are from mangas?), it's big budget blockbusters for the masses.Do they even go to class in Japan?Check out the trailer below.Tags:crows...

Categories: Crows Zero, Crows Zero trailer, japanese, japanese bullying, takashi miike, yakuza

Laura Panic (Short)

On my last post, I talked about the films of Adam Wingard. Seems like the Wingard's team, with writer E.L. Katz unveiled a short at the 2008 Fantasia Film Festival (thanks Fangoria)Luckily for us, we don't have to go to Montreal to see it as it's now on YouTube. Very twisted 3 minute short that tell us us the story of Laura (Hannah Hughes) who is in love with a man who hasn’t quite noticed her yet. Dude is kinda oblivious as our femme fatale stalker...

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Home Sick and Pop Skull (Trailer)

We here at the jaded viewer do a lot of horror archeology. We dig and dig for the most obscure and not relatively known horror movies in the vast indie universe.So with the help of the mainstream horror icon Fangoria, it's good to see we've finally found the fucked up movies of Adam Wingard.I haven't seen any of these yet, but I am fully intrigued by the trailers.Home Sick looks like a throwback to the grizzly 70s slashers (almost Abel Ferrera-ish) with its demented sicko carnage. It stars Bill Moseley, Tom Towles and horror scream queen Tiffany...

Categories: adam wingard, american horror, hannah hughes, home sick, home sick trailer, pop skull, pop skull trailer, tiffany shepis

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (Trailer)

Leave it up to the Canadians to reinvigorate the 80s horror-omedy.Jon Knautz's Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer from the looks of it looks like a dash of Evil Dead, some Brain Dead, a pinch of The Gate and a heaping spoonful of Robert England.I've been digging the horror-omedy of late with Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon topping my top 10 Horror movies of 2007.Do we have a new Ash in the making?Judge for yourself.The official site is live.Tags:Jack...

Categories: ash, evil dead, fantasia film festival 2008, horroromedy, jack brooks monster slayer, jack brooks monster slayer trailer, Jon Knautz

Max Payne (Trailer)

I've beaten Rockstar Games Max Payne and Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne.It's a film noir game with fuckin bullet time. And it kicked ass. Game plot was kinda this:Sorta corrupt NYPD cop gets framed for murder. Vows revenge. Gets fucked up with the drug Valkyr. Kills baddies using bullet time. Reload weapon. Repeat.So Holly-tard has brought us the big screen version starring Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne and the hot Mila Kunis as Mona Sax.IMDB says...

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Hell Ride (Red Band Trailer)

Well if its "presented by" Quentin Tarantino, it's gotta be good right? We'll instead of muscle cars, we have tuff stuff biker mother fuckers.Good cast. Madsen, Vinnie Jones, David Carradine and Dennis Hopper.As much as I loved Grindhouse, Larry Bishop's Hell Ride should keep my tummy yummy while I wait for Machete. Hell Ride comes out August 8th. Watch the trailer below.Tags:hell ride, hell ride red band trailer , quentin tarantino , bikers, michael+madsen,...

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Features That Will Make You Squirm

After a week long vacat-road trip, I'm feeling good. But not good enough to go all post-a-palooza.So my lazy ass has decided to hijack some content from UGO.com.They've got some interesting horror-ish features that have made me IMDB some movies.Check it out.Top Gruesome Surgical Procedures in Film Top Terrifying Supernatural Moments Top Psycho Ex Girlfriends Scariest Movie LocalesTags:Scariest Movie Locales, Top Gruesome Surgical Procedures in Film...

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