After Dark Horrorfest III: 2009 (Reviews)

Today all the After Dark Horrorfest movies come out on DVD. It's a wide variety of horror subgenres ranging from cannibals, dopplegangers, witchcraft and time travel.Honestly, most of these movies kinda suck.So to spare you the "should I Netlfix or *gasp* even purchase" some of these movies, I will put all my reviews right in this post.So this week is After Dark Horrorfest review week at the jaded viewer.So far I've reviewed 3 of the 8 films to...

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Dollhouse "Echoes" (TV Review)

Look at that picture of Eliza Dushku. Yowsers. I love this show.In this week's episode of Dollhouse, we get some juicy info on Echo as her past self Caroline plus so many quotey quotable one liners, you wish you were playing scrabble. It's wacktastic!Check out my review over at UGO.c...

Categories: dollhouse, dollhouse echoes review, dollhouse review, dollhouse tv review, eliza dushku, joss whedon

Autopsy (Review)

AutopsyAutopsy (2008)Directed by Adam Gierasch[Think the Slap Chop infomercial]Part of the mega awesome After Dark Horrorfest movies of 2009! we'd like to introduce you to Autopsy! Where we take every horror cliche and repackage it, put on the shelves and hope somebody buys it.You want sterotypical, young looking hotties?You got it!You want fake looking latex mannequins that ooze out too much blood and have chicken parts as intenstines?You betcha!You...

Categories: after dark horrorfest 2009, after dark horrorfest 2009 reviews, after dark horrorfest 3, autopsy, autopsy review

Ha Ha, You Died!

There are people with a sense of humor than there are people with a twisted, fucked up sense of humor.My friend started up a little blog displaying the latter.Their mission statement says it all:While these are the darkest and most sorrowful of moments for most of us, there are those out there that almost seem to go out of their way to leave this world in a hilarious and entertaining manner. This site is here to bring those moments to light.Bookmark...

Categories: best death scenes, hahayoudied, humor site

The Landlord (Trailer)

Indie horror is alive and kickin. And straight from the jaded viewer mailbox comes this little doozy of a horror comedy, The Landlord.Here be the plot:The Landlord is the story of Tyler, the unfortunate young owner of a demon-haunted apartment building. Finding tenants has never been a problem for Tyler, though he does have trouble keeping them alive to pay rent. No matter how nicely Tyler asks the demons not to eat the renters (or to at least wait...

Categories: horror comedy, indepentent horror, indie horror, the landlord, the landlord trailer

From Within (Review)

From WithinFrom Within (2008)Directed by Phedon PapamichaelFrom Within was my 3rd choice of excited movies I wanted to see out of the After Dark Horrorfest movies that came out last year.Small American town, suicides, teen John Connor. Had to be at least decent right?Wrong.It's just a Ring knock off through and through.This is basically what happens when America tries to make a basically Japanese shock horror film. The Japanese filmmakers will go...

Categories: after dark horrorfest 2008, after dark horrorfest 2009, after dark horrorfest 2009 reviews, after dark horrorfest 3, from within, from within review, suicide, suicide circle, thomas dekker

Dollhouse "Man on the Street" (TV Review)

Well this was the episode we've all been waiting for. When Dollhouse became the cult shows of cult shows.Joss Whedon reminded us with this episode why he is THE MASTER.So many juicy goodness came out this awesome episode I don't even know where to start.Check out my review on UGO.c...

Categories: amy acker, dichen lachman, dollhouse, dollhouse man on the street review, dollhouse review, dollhouse tv review, eliza dushku, joss whedon

Top 11 Underrated Horror Movies (Videotape Era)

[Remember the video tape era? Before DVDs and the Internet you had to actually go the video store and rent videos to watch obscure movies. Well Insano Steve remembers and he's got an awesome list to prove it. Check out his list of 11 underrated horror movies of the video tape era!] As you know, recently, Hollywood's been re-making every horror movie that I grew up on. This is pretty annoying because on the one hand, they have almost no chance of...

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Battlestar Galactica - The Last FRAKKIN episode

So today is the last episode of Battlestar Galactica. I actually didn't get into BSG until the 2nd season. A friend said I should start watching, said it reminded him of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (which I loved). So I torrented athe mini series and a lot of episodes and got caught up.I'm glad I did.The show has been a great ride, ups and downs, twists and turns and lots of WTF moments.I've said the last few episodes have been blah, but the last...

Categories: battlestar galactica, dollhouse, grace park, tricia helfer, what we'll miss about battlestar galactica

Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment and Mermaid in the Manhole (Reviews)

[We're going to the vault for some rewind reviews. I've got two short ones for you courtesy of Insano Steve's warped mind. The infamous Guinea Pig series. Nothing gloriously long or in depth. Just a tidbit of the grossness and utter disgusting of what appeared. Enjoy!]Guinea Pig: Devil's ExperimentZa ginipiggu: Akuma no jikkenDirected by ???Pseudo-snuff film is missing any semblance of plot. The horror equivalent of a gonzo porno.Woman endures torture...

Categories: gore, Guinea Pig review, Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment, Guinea Pig: Mermaid in the Manhole, japanese exploitation, japanese horror, splatter, splatter gore

Thirst (Trailer)

I dare you. I double dare you. I dare you Hollywood to remake Chan Wook Park's latest movie.I vampire priest sucking blood, boinking and killing. The Bible belt would go insane if this was remade.Thank God its straight out of Korea.If you haven't seen Oldboy or any of the flicks from Park's Vengeance trilogy, get caught up now.Because Park is known for some hardcore craziness in his films (and he makes comedies too!)Check out the trailer below. Thanks...

Categories: chan wook park, korean horror, thirst, thirst trailer, vampire priests, vampires

Dollhouse "True Believer" (TV Review)

So I recently rewatched the 3rd season of Buffy. Oh how I miss Faith. Her feistyness, her five by five. Her grunting.Last week's episode had some flashes of the old Faith we all love.Oh well, we're too far gone from those days.In this week's episode of Dollhouse, Echo has to infiltrate a cult, Topher and the doc talk about "man reactions" and Paul Ballard has a stalker.Check out my full review at UGO.com.**SIDE NOTE!!**Do we have any Dollhouse fans...

Categories: dollhouse, dollhouse true believer review, dollhouse tv review, eliza dushku, joss whedon

Hard Revenge, Milly (Trailers)

We here at the jaded viewer love ultraviolent gorefests from Japan. So when I heard there was another crazy martial arts gore-a-thon coming soon, I was intrigued.In the awesomeness of flicks like The Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police comes double trouble in the form of Hard Revenge, Milly. This flick and it's a sequel Hard Revenge, Milly: Blood Battle are the work of Takanori Tsujimoto.From the trailers below, they are as bloody fuckin bloody as...

Categories: gore, hard revenge, hard revenge milly: bloody battle, milly, splatter, the machine girl, tokyo gore police, top gore movies, top splatter movies, ultraviolent japanese action movie

Top 5 Rape and Revenge Movies of All Time

With the remake of The Last House on the Left coming out today, I'd figure I'd get you noobs caught up on this subgenre of exploitation films. For you jaded viewers, move along, these aren't the droids your looking for. There seems to be a reimagining boom for this genre. Run Bitch Run comes out this year, plenty more will probably come up if Last House grosses a jillion dollars. There's a few on this list that I'm not covering from what you...

Categories: christina lindberg, irreversible, ms. 45, rape, rape and revenge films, the last house on the left, they call her one eye, thriller a cruel picture, top 5 rape and revenge movies

Top 5 Sketches in Kentucky Fried Movie

I recently bought Kentucky Fried Movie for $5. Yup, five measly dollars. John Landis's kooky, spoofy, sketch o rama is still funny today. I just couldn't stop laughing at how good the sketches still are.If you find this at Walmart, pick it up. It's worth it.So, with me being bored and not reviewing any movies, I figured we'd pick the top 5 sketches in KFM.Actually, I couldn't find some of my favorite sketches anywhere on the net. Fistful of Yen and...

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Girls Gone Gangsta (Trailer)

Thanks to a fellow jaded viewer Richard who gave me a heads up on this little exploited beaut of a flick. Guns, blood and girls. I mean that's gotta equal yummy goodness right?And it has John Goodman!Check out the plotIt's a cruel world. So it is in Neon City, where 3 young women (Scorpio's Girls) must fight for the only thing their murdered father Scorpio left them, their body shop. Von Drago, the evil mastermind of Neon City, and leader of the...

Categories: 2009 grindhouse movies, exploitation film, gangsta movies, girls gone gangsta, girls gone gangsta trailer, grindhouse, the swider bros

Dollhouse "Gray Hour" (TV Review)

Well it took until the 4th episode to actually get good too shoes, but finally Dollhouse seems to be getting good.As I've been doing all season long, I've been reviewing the show for UGO.com.Check out my latest review here or clicking on the picture of Eliza in tight leather.Also, all episode reviews I've done can be found he...

Categories: buffy the vampire slayer, dollhouse, dollhouse gray hour review, dollhouse review, dollhouse stage fright review, eliza dushku, joss whedon

Watchmen (Review)

WatchmenWatchmen (2009)Directed by Zach SnyderI've been MIA for a while. My internet has been buggy hence the no posts.But I did get to watch the Watchmen.This is going be your a very un-jaded viewer-ish review as I don't really review the big blockbusters but I figure I'd add my 2 cents.I told people to read the graphic novel since the summer. I've told users to do the same. If you can't find it online for free, buy it.This is the best graphic novel...

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