Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Rewind: City of Lost Souls (Review, Trailer and Clips)

Here's yet another retro review from Insano Steve!City of Lost SoulsCity of Lost Souls (2000)Directed by Takashi MiikeA Chinese lady (a georgeous former Miss Hong Kong) falls in love with Brazilian guy in Japan. They decide to flee overseas as they've angered both the Triad and the Yakuza in a botched cocaine deal.The Yakuza have kidnapped the Brazilian's blind love child forcing him to kick some major ass before he can leave Japan.All the wacked...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Rewind: Battle Royale (Review and Trailer)

It's time for a Insano Steve retro review! Enjoy!Battle RoyaleBattle Royale (2000)Directed by Kinji FukasakuIn the future, the teenagers of Japan have become like the teenagers of the U.S. (lazy, narcissistic, obnoxious, ignorant, prone to violence/sex/drugs/MTV). To combat this, Japan creates a program to kill one class of students each year. 30 students go on an island with the last student standing only, allowed to live.Kids receive weapons from the powers that be and are off to kill each other in most entertaining ways. Is actually as good...

Friday, April 25, 2008

Bad Biology Trailer and The Return Of Frank Henenlotter

Where's my fuckin claymation???Frank Henenlotter, the director of who gave such classics as Basket Case, Basket Case 2, Basket Case 3, Brain Damage and Frankenhooker is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He's back after a 16 year hiatus and returns with a blood pumping, pulsating, throbbing (pun so intended) and wacko of a movie called Bad Biology.Plot-o-matic tells us the story is about a Jennifer, a woman born with 8 clitorises?!? who has the sexual appetite...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Top 5 Zombie Movies You've Never Heard Of

There are a lot of zombie movies that have come out of late.Diary of the Dead, Day of the Dead remake, Automaton Tranfusion, American Zombie, blah blah blah.It's like a zombie movie is being made every minute of every day. Some are just crappy and some are darn tootin pretty good.But below are 5 zombie movies that you probably never heard of. (OK maybe some of you have, but I know for a fact, you've forgotten). They are all from different countries which give their take on the zombie sub genre.Thnks to YouTube, you can check out the trailers and...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Signal (Review)

The SignalThe Signal (2008)Directed by David Bruckner, Dan Bush and Jacob Gentry"Do you have the crazy?"Fuck yeah I do. I'm crazy for The Signal, which is one the best movies of 2008.Let me start off by saying the jaded viewer is jaded because I've seen a lot of horror and underground movies. So when I tell you I like a movie, it's fuckin rarity rare.Your movie doesn't have to be an original idea (The Signal is more of a few ideas thrown into one)...

Monday, April 21, 2008

Inside (Review)

Inside Inside (À l'intérieur) (2007)Directed by Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury"À l'intérieur complètement âne de coups de pied!!!"Translation:"Inside totally kicks ass!!!"-jadedviewer's jeffy pop after watching InsideNow that's one great fuckin horror movie.The hype surrounding Inside was all good. Arrow in the Head gave it 4 arrows. Fangoria gave it 4 skulls. And so, the jaded viewer joins in the hoopla and praise as I too will give it 4 spinkicks.The...

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Automaton Transfusion (Review)

Automaton TransfusionAutomaton Transfusion (2006)Directed by Steven C. MillerI've been watching way too many zombie films.I really should step away from the genre for a while. But with the Day of the Dead remake out as well as Zombie Strippers, I decided to view Automaton Transfusion.Well that wasn't a good idea.Straight out of the Dimension Extreme label, and hyped on the dvd cover as "One of the best zombie films in decades" by Bloody Disgusting,...

Monday, April 14, 2008

Top 10 Scenes in Bloodsport

What are the top 10 scenes in Bloodsport? Well there are so many to choose from but we here at the jadedviewer have narrowed it down. I had to make some tough choices and cut it down to ten. Some notable exclusions are the opening montage scene, a couple of the mega fights (yes I know, I've got no Paco or E.Honda fights listed) and some memortable Dux moments ("you might wanna have kids one day" SPLIT).Not everything can be put in but these 10 are the most awesome.10 scenes. 10 classic moments.So on to the list Shingo!#10 "OK USA!"Why it kicks...

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Rewind: Trading horror movies circa 2002

First some history.jadedviewer.com actually didn't start in January 2007. It actually began as Jaded Viewer Productions in 2002 on my other site called leftoverthoughts. My friend I traded horror movies on the internet through Google news groups, horror forums and e-mail.To make trading easier, I posted my list on my site, gave a brief and humorous descriptions of each movie and listed 50-100 movies I was willing to trade.It could be a 1 for 1, 3 for 3 or even 5 for 5.Below is the disclaimer as originally written:Jaded Viewer Productions Horror...

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Do not see Southland Tales!!!

I'm not going to even write a review of this. It would be a waste of time. A waste of my time writing it and waste of your time reading it.And I'm actually a Richard Kelly fan.I loved Donnie Darko. I mean I LOVED every minute of it. I read everything on donniedarko.com, kept checking updates on the progress of S.T. on Richard Kelly's Myspace page and even considered buying the 3 prequel graphic novels of Southland Tales.Then came Cannes. And the...

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

American Zombie (Review)

American ZombieAmerican Zombie (2007)Directed by Grace LeeTired of zombies yet?Well with the soon to be released Day of the Dead remake on the horizon, this little mockumentary takes the ease off of the gore, splatter, rapid gunfire Romero-topia we've all gotten use to.Plot-o-matic tell us that real life documenary filmmakers Grace Lee and John Solomon (playing themselves) decide to make a documentary on zombies.It seems zombies or "revenants" have...

Thursday, April 03, 2008

American Zombie (trailer)

Well I just watched American Zombie and I'll have a review of it very soon.For now, check out the trailer bel...