Happy Halloween jaded viewers.
If you're looking for super awesomeness today, you've come to the right place. Below you'll find all my reviews for all the NYC haunted houses and Halloween events as well as a few of the Long Island haunts I went to.
Whatever your poison is this Halloween, remember to check for razor blades in apples. That really happens.
New York City
Blackout Elements (2013 review)
Nightmare Killers 2 (2013 review)
Blood...
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Gateway's Haunted Playhouse (Review)
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer

To find the the very best haunted houses in New York, you sometimes have to venture away from the city. I've been stuck within the city limits, but with the help of The Raven and Black Cat and Survivor Bailey Squared we all jam-packed into a car and road tripped to the various haunts of Long Island a few weeks back. Our final stop was Gateway's Haunted Playhouse, a haunt that has been on top 10 lists and voted #1 haunt in LI for consecutive years....
Categories: circus, fairy tales, freakshow, gateway haunted playhouse, halloween, happy halloween, haunted house, long island, new york city, play, theater
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
The 5 Basic Levels of Haunted Houses
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer
There are a lot of lists on the Internet telling you what the best haunted house in America is. Other lists will tell you what the most extreme haunt is. The Raven and Black Cat has a list of the most extreme haunted houses where they will touch you. Clearly, there are levels of haunted houses ranging from family friendly to WTF. And though I love haunted hayrides my bread and butter has always been the WTF. More and more haunted houses...
Monday, October 28, 2013
Nyctophobia 2013 (Review)
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer

To find the the very best haunted houses in New York, you sometimes have to venture away from the city. I've been stuck within the city limits, but with the help of The Raven and Black Cat and Survivor Bailey Squared we all jam-packed into a car and road tripped to the various haunts of Long Island a few weeks back. Our second stop was Nyctophobia, an interactive experience I've been dying to try for the last few years. It changes year after...
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Adventureland's Nightmare on the Midway (Review)
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer
To find the the very best haunted houses in New York, you sometimes have to venture away from the city. I've been stuck within the city limits, but with the help of The Raven and Black Cat and Survivor Bailey Squared we all jam-packed into a car and road tripped to the various haunts of Long Island. Our first stop was Jesse Eisenberg approved, Adventureland's Nightmare on the Midway and if you're looking for a place to take the kids, this is it.
The...
Categories: adventureland, halloween, happy halloween, haunted house, long island, new york city, zombieland, zombies
Monday, October 21, 2013
Blackout Haunted House: Elements 2013 (NYC Review)
Posted on 11:00 PM by the jaded viewer

[This is just a review of Blackout Elements. A spoiler filled walkthrough will follow after the show's run ends.]
Well if you're reading this fellow jaded viewers, you have probably read all the stuff I've ever posted about Blackout. There is no doubt that this once upon a time, urban legend of a haunted house, the one where "they touch you" and "they water board you" is now a full fledged powerhouse now running in both NYC and LA and will...
Friday, October 18, 2013
Blood Manor 2013 (Review)
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer
You should be overly familiar of Blood Manor by now. I've reviewed this NYC Haunted House staple for 5 years straight. I first went in 2009, then 2010, 2011 and 2012. So it's been churning out the scares well before I went and it's still going strong. What you'll get from Blood Manor is what you get every year. Scared tweens, tweenagers and brave mom and dads who accompany their kids into an elaborate maze of solid sets, sarcastic and stealthy...
Categories: blood manor, blood manor review, halloween, happy halloween, haunted house, new york city, nyc haunted house
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Legends of the Fog Haunted House (Review)
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer
Joined by fellow Blackout Survivor "D" and "C" from The Raven and Blackcat, we ended our Maryland haunted house road trip with Legends of the Fog, a haunt in Aberdeen, MD. I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting much from this haunt but I had read up they had 3 attractions lined up with one of them being a haunted hayride which would have been my first. On that excitement alone, I went in hoping for the best and to my surprise I left feeling outright...
Categories: circus, freakshow, haunted hayride, haunted house, maryland, orphan, the children
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Bennett's Curse Haunted House (Review)
Posted on 1:00 PM by the jaded viewer

When you're planning to go on a haunted house road trip, make sure you're with people who are on the same page as you or you're going to have a bad time. Thank the crazies I have friends who are as insane as I am. Joined by blogger "C' of The Raven and Black Cat and fellow Blackout Survivor "D" we trekked the 3 or so hours to just outside Baltimore, Maryland to hit up not 1 but 2 haunted houses on the same night.
First stop was Bennett's Curse...
Categories: demons, halloween, happy halloween, haunted house, maniac, maryland, night of the demon, vampires
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