Lists of Stuff


  1. teddy crescendo4/11/2019 10:31 PM

    Heres a list of things i want to do to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985: I want to fuck her, bugger her, sodomize her, 69-her, spunk all over her, and, of course, OF COURSE, i want to tit-fuck her astounding perfect tits for six months non-stop and spunk over her tits literally every five minutes for the entire six months. When that bird was 17 in 1985 she was THE most unbelievable bird i`ve ever seen, absolutely incredible.

  2. teddy crescendo4/12/2019 6:45 PM

    What kind of porn do you like ?, i prefer the Windows Vista Media Centre clips, the same 5 or 6 thrusts of the dick in and out of the birds bum over and over again or the same 5 or 6 squirts of spunk into the birds gob over and over again, somehow i find it easier to concentrate, focus and jerk-off to those clips rather than watching the entire movies, perhaps because the clips essentially represent and constitute such beautifully encapsulated and perfectly modulated masturbation-aids par-excellence (as it were), where-as the complete movies tend to be much more erratic in their content both with regards to actual quality and type of scene and angle on view at any given time during the movie as they continually cut from angle to angle (some angles being much better than others obviously). And of course another major plus and bonus that you get with regards to the very best of the clips is that you never have to worry about a hideous and horrifying blokes arse suddenly coming into the shot and spoiling your wank.

  3. The Jaded Viewer4/12/2019 6:51 PM

    I wholeheartedly, unreservedly and unequivocally agree with literally every word that you wrote (both with regards to the porn and the truly astonishing Miss Hickey).