5 Things I Learned from Cannibal Movies
When will they ever listen?
But what have we learned from the best cannibal movies of all time?
1.) The white man thinks he knows it all
When will the white man learn he can't control the cannibal natives. Be it for TV ratings or brainwashing the population, shit always hits the fan. Leave the poor blue smurfs alone (sorry wrong movie). All your technology doesn't mean shit when you got an arrow in the knee.
2.) Brains, Eyeballs and intenstines are fuckin tasty
Don't judge the natives because they like eating human sushi.
3.) The natives win because they have home court advantage
Civilized people don't know shit about the jungle. Can they swing through trees? Fuck no. Do they know the shortcuts to the river? Hell no. Natives know everything. You can run but no way can you hide.
4.) Documentary filmmakers have short life spans
It doesn't even have to be death by cannibals. I can only imagine the malaria, flesh eating virus and other fatal things that one can get in the jungle.
5.) When you see a body with a fuckin pole through somebody's mouth, it's time to fuckin leave
I mean it's common sense.