George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (Review)

Diary of the DeadDiary of the Dead (2008)Directed by George A. RomeroCloverfield with Zombies.Oh George. Where were you trying to go with this one?Suffice it to say, I didn't enjoy DOTD. The overall film didn't give me a happy like Land of the Dead where George with his all star cast and special effect zombie gore was like a good meal.Here are my gripes in no particular order.1.) 1st person perspective/multiple camera shooting type moviesI'm beginning...

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Cloverfield (Review)

CloverfieldCloverfield (2008)Directed by Matt ReevesFuckin Cloverfield. In a previous post, I speculated and tried to predict what the Cloverfield monster would be. I went out on a limb and said it was the Lake Champlain monster, Champ.Of course I was fuckin wrong.And then I saw the frakin movie and it made me dizzy and nauseous.Fuck you Cloverfield.To tell you the truth. I didn't really like it. I saw it like the mindless atomoton jabroni masses...

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Olaf Ittenbach's Poision Trailer

I guess he didn't like the oddly shaped stainless steel coffee table at Ikea.More rampage, carnage and destruction by German splatter master, Olaf Ittenba...

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