
Well here it is...ironically on the scariest day of the year Friday the 13th.  My Top Horror Movies of 2011! Sorry for taking so long to get this posted but I had to catch up on some of the movies I missed this year. I usually look at other bloggers and horror site's lists and watch the movies that I missed.
Like last year, I've extended this to 20 films but numbers 20 to 11 are listed briefly as honorable mentions. My list has few movies that have appeared on others but I do put a spin on the order. I had a different take on what was considered "the best" this  year and my picks are totally abnormal from everybody else. I'm just  quirky that way.
First some fun facts and sidenotes!
- Though some of these movies came out in 2010, I label any movie that got  wide releases or DVD releases in 2011 as coming out in 2011.
- It's a mix of indie horror and theatrical releases but mostly indies
 
- I missed seeing some theatrical and indie horror movies but you have to rank what you saw so that's what I'm doing.
 
- The top 10 films broken down by country: USA = 3, Canada=1, UK=2, Korea =1, Hong Kong=1, Norway=1, France =1
 
- The 10 films broken down by spinkick rating: 4 spinkicks=3, 3 and 1/2 spinkicks= 3, 3 spinkicks=4
- A movie that had 4 spinkicks doesn't necesarilly mean it was better.
 
- To read the entire review of the film click on the title.
So what did 2011 offer us in the world of horror?
- This list is dominated by independent horror films
 
- Korean revenge reemerges and reinvents itself
 
- 3D Horror and remakes were everywhere and sucked yet again in most cases
 
- The haunted house story likes getting retold
 
- Everybody has Insidious in their Top 10 (it's not on mine)
 
- The number one movie on my list is from the USA!!! (can you believe it???)
 
I take it some of picks will lead to WTF faces and "you're fuckin crazy". Isn't that the fun of these year end Top 10s? Let's get to the list! Here is #20 to #11 as honorable mentions.
Honorable Mentions20.) Cropsey (2 spinkicks): Real life serial killer documentary examines the Staten Island Boogeyman.
19.)  Paranormal Activity 3 (2 spinkicks): I didn't review this film but found it as good as the original but it brought nothing to the lore. Good scares for a prequel.
18.) The Walking Dead Season 2 (3 spinkicks): Sure it turned all soap opera bubble bath but it still had its killer moments of zombie craziness and WTF. Plus Glenn got some!
17.)  Insidious (2 spinkicks): Everybody loved Insidious. Insidious is definitely a mixed bag for me but it definitely is slightly  above average. With Insidious, James Wan amps up the traditional  haunted house, flips it inside out, inserts twizzler twists and creates a  genuine mythos based on extrasensory perception.
 16.) The Human Centipede 2 (2 spinkicks): The Human Centipede 2 is not a good film by any means but its like a  newborn's dirty diaper....you get a hell of a surprise. Devoid of any  decent plot, a psychopath that is a couple of deadly sins incarnate  (think sloth) and 100% medically inaccurate, its a film that is a big  "FUCK YOU" by Tom Six for anybody who claimed the original didn't go  over the edge.
15.) Kidnapped (2 spinkicks): Kidnapped will shock the shit out of you (that ending will stick in your  mind like a splinter) but says nothing of why violence fascinates us.  Kidnapped is awesome style, but little substance and stands on the lower  ladder of the home invasion genre. It's also why I disliked The  Strangers so much. I need more than "Because you were home"
14.) Machete Maidens Unleashed (4 spinkicks): I was salivating to see the history of Filipino exploitation films as I  was too young to know what these films were and how they were made. Machete Maidens Unleashed is an awesome in depth look into a period of  filmmaking history where anything went, labor was cheap, the blood  poured and the boobs, well they were real and they were spectacular.
13.) Rage (3 spinkicks): Rage plays with it's audience so well, I even got duped by its overall  simplicity. It's a mix of Hitchcockian  slickness, Twilight Zone twistiness and Spielberg terror magic. Sure  it's hindered by its low budget and some odd flashback placement but  overall it's an entertaining movie that plays out like a long riddle of  emotion. Rage tricked me big time and it's why it was so much fun.
12.) Stakeland  (3 spinkicks): Stake Land draws a world of post apocalyptic America filled with non  sparkly vampires and religious extremism taken to it's most extreme.  Comparisons to The Road meets the Walking Dead meets Red State have to  be made. And these are all good things in an above average flick.
11.) Bedevilled (3 and 1/2 spinkicks):  Bedevilled is revenge cinema that will drive you nuts, pull at your  emotions and above all make you think that all could have turned out  differently if one only helped in a time of need.
The Top 10 10.) The Troll Hunter (3 spinkicks)
10.) The Troll Hunter (3 spinkicks)Thanks to Andre Ovredal's latest flick The Troll Hunter, my views of  lovable trolls has now been smashed to smithereens.  The Troll Hunter  gives  a unique spin in that now tired shaky cam/found footage subgenre.  You've all seen ghosts, zombies, cannibals and other found footage  flicks. What makes this one any different? Honestly, I gotta say it's  trolls.
Somehow the subject of this college film crew discovering  real life trolls makes the fantasy fun to watch. I actually didn't know  much about the fairy tale and the folklore of trolls but as I watched  the film it started educating me just like a documentary would. Add in  some gratuitous running shaky cam, a glimpse of a real life Paul Bunyan  troll hunter and some solid trolls FX and you have a great film that  lives up to it's tagline.
 9.) Attack the Block (3 spinkicks)
9.) Attack the Block (3 spinkicks)Attack the Block is a mix of a thugged up Goonies meets Gremlins and  it's all freakin awesome. Blending a mix of comedy, monster mayhem,  action-palooza and some class warfare "
MESSAGE!!"  it's a slice of fun fun fun. The unlikely criminal tykes we bloody  fuckin hate somehow grow up, learn a lesson and gain respect the hard  way.
Throw in some neato sci-fi monsters, a few splatter and gore and  quick witted pop culture references rapid firing at a mile a minute and  it's all the fun you'll have in 90 minutes.
 8.) Black Death (3 and 1/2 spinkicks)
8.) Black Death (3 and 1/2 spinkicks)Black Death is a medieval throwback that stabs and slices with intense  battle scenes and also challenges your cerebral with religious themes  and the quest for power. It's an unbelievably constructed film that  stays true to being a 14th century story without going into the ridiculous  of being Monty Python. Director Christopher Smith takes the setting of the times of the  bubonic plague and spins a story that you'll think about weeks after  you've seen the film while balancing it out with characters that you  empathize with. Only a master storyteller can keep you interested in  such a tale and Smith just does that.
Black Death is a conflict waiting for you to see. A conflict of the body  vs disease, man vs man and belief vs non belief. The contradictions man  has to endure are as brutal as the battles and Black Death makes you  experience all of these.  There is no twist in Black Death. The only  curveball is that it's brutally honest right up to the very end about  the plight of humanity during one of the worst periods in history.
 7.) Dream Home (3 and 1/2 spinkicks)
7.) Dream Home (3 and 1/2 spinkicks)Dream Home is an uber slasher exploitation film that not only will make  inner gorehounds FAP but make the intellectual cinephile think and FAP  as well. Rarely does a Cat 3 make you think. Usually you think you're  gonna watch some vicious kills and see some boobies. But with a stellar  performance by Josie Ho and director Ho-Cheung Pang satirizing the  desire for the have nots to have at any costs, it's a tour de kill  slasher film of 2011.
Dream Home is intelligently designed to be an effective satire and an  uber bloody and gory slasher which is to say, not an easy thing to do.  Ho drives the movie, her performance yings to a woman who has lived  harshly than yangs to her being a vicious, cold blooded motherfuckin  killer.
I  have not seen a HK Cat 3 movie that's left an impact this much like  Dream Home. I think I've grown as a horror fan in that I'm not easily  glamoured by wicked gore or spectacular splatter anymore. I expect my  wickedly gory and spectacular splatter slasher flicks to say something  about the world I live in.
Dream Home does just that.
 6.)  Rubber (4 spinkicks)
6.)  Rubber (4 spinkicks)There is a lot of "no reason" in movies Quentin Dupieux through the  character Lt Chad likes to tell us in the opening of Rubber. I'd never  really given it great thought. Filmmakers slip in a deux ex machinas and  you rarely question it. Maybe even a twist that makes no sense. But  rarely does a movie go full frontal no reason like Rubber does. If the  movie is trying to either make a statement about no reason in films or  exists for no reason, you be the judge. All I can say is that it's an  absurd motion picture that I thoroughly enjoyed. And I'm here to give  you the reasons why I think it's one of the best of 2011.
Rubber is a throwback to all that is awesome about independent film like  Linklater, Jarmusch and Kelly. Dupieux may not be on par with those  names yet but he's brought back that vibe that percolated in the early  90s. Rubber is a genre film that somehow breaks all genres. I can't even  generalize what it exactly is. It's a surreal-meta-weird horror comedy.  It made me laugh countless times and made me think the rest of the  time. Not a lot of movies can do that.
But the question you want to know is should you watch Rubber? I say yes and for one reason.
No Reason.
 5.) Hobo with a Shotgun (4 spinkicks)
5.) Hobo with a Shotgun (4 spinkicks)Don't fuck with the homeless.
That's the lesson I learned  after watching Hobo with a Shotgun, the infamous grindhouse trailer  turned full frontal feature from director Jason Eisener. If this was the  3rd film in a triple feature with Planet Terror and Death Proof, I'd  have to say it was the best of the three by far.
Hobo with a Shotgun  punched me in the face with it's witty humor, clever cleverisms and  pure blood drenched awesomeness. It's a time travel throwback to 80s  Troma mixed in with 
Street Trash  and would be a banned video nasty if this were 1985. Each scene is like  a mini trailer in itself, which you could cut up and edit and make 10  more trailers out of the film.
But even though it's hilariously  ridiculous and you start scratching your head with one WTF after the  other, it still never loses it's power to make you laugh, make you  scream and make you applaud like a pimp at a whore convention.
Hobo  with a Shotgun hits harder than a cop during a riot. You're not going  to get a better throwback grindhouse movie this year. And for the first  time in a long time, I'm giving it the highest rating the jaded viewer  can bestow.
 4.) The Innkeepers (3 spinkicks)
4.) The Innkeepers (3 spinkicks)The Innkeepers is smart enough to know it's audience and by doing so  gives us an old fashioned spooky throwback ghost story that balances  the line between being cute and scary. The characters are drones, the  guests are odd and the ghosts are cliched visual jump scares. With all  the said, I still had a few problems with West's lack of a firepower  ending and his overabundance to drag the movie into zzzzzzzzzzz  territory but some things can be overlooked when I'm having fun.
But  I'm all for the nostalgia for my vintage Poltergeists for the new  millennium. The Innkeepers could be Generation X's's answer to that 80s  classic.
The Innkeepers is damn fuckin smart. Characters react as I thought I  would react, they get nervous, stammer and crack jokes like I would.  Call me a horror hipster too. I'm not ashamed. The Innkeepers is a  Generation X ode to the horror ghost story that younglings will like but  keep us hardcore aged horror fanatics on our toes.
 3.) Tucker and Dale vs Evil (3 spinkicks)
3.) Tucker and Dale vs Evil (3 spinkicks)Sometimes looks can be deceiving and that's never been more evident in Eli Craig's Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
The  fun in Tucker and Dale is that it takes the redneck/hillbilly slasher  and turns it upside down. What if the hillbillies were just regular Joe  Schmoes and the douchebaggy college kids were the dumb schmucks that  caused 'da killin.
If you ever saw
  Wrong Turn,  Friday the 13th. Texas Chainsaw and Hills Have Eyes films,  you can grasp where this is going. It's  been a while since I've seen a  horror comedy that knows the genre its  making fun of. All the  stereotypical elements are dropped in from the music to the scary  general store owner to Dale's maniacal laughter. But all are  misunderstood elements that twist the hillbilly horror genre into a  world of strange coincidences and full of LOLs.
It's a film that definitely  holds its own in the Shaun of the Dead and  Zombieland horror comedy  pantheon of films. Tudyk and Labine are a comedic duo of devilish  funnies. I'll say it right now. It may be the best horror comedy this  year. It hits all the right banjo notes, is awesomely quick witted and a very clever parody of redneck slashers.
 2.) I Saw the Devil (4 spinkicks)
2.) I Saw the Devil (4 spinkicks)It wouldn't be the same if Korea didn't release an awesome revenge flick  this year. But surprisingly they released 2 stellar revenge movies with  
Bedevilled  being the other. I Saw the Devil is on lots and lots of Best of 2011  lists and deservedly so. It's a top notch, blood soaked crime thriller  that echoes the pantheon of awesome Korean revenge but takes a step into  a whole new frontier. You're not just given a rinse and repeat formula,  oh no. In this dark and dreary tale, Jee-woon Kim serves up a curveball  that will befuddle all your senses, pull your emotions and have your  jaw completely on the floor.
What separates I Saw the Devil from  its American counterparts is a sense of humanity that gets loss at our  most vulnerable. The white knight becomes dark. And the level of grey is  maximized to give the audience a decision to evaluate who is exactly  the "devil" in this film.
I haven't questioned my loyalties in a  while but I Saw the Devil is like a personality test for all those  involved. Revenge is a dish best served on a heaping pile of decapitated  heads and blood splattered walls and floors. I wouldn't want it any  other way.
 1.) The Woman (3 and 1/2 spinkicks)
1.) The Woman (3 and 1/2 spinkicks)Oddly enough, I think I was one of the few who watched 
Andrew van den Houten's The Offpsring, the original movie The Woman is a sequel to. I gave it a "C" which is the equivalent of 2 spinkicks.
With The Woman....the shock  value is amped up to give you a fuckin punch in the nuts. What you get  is a film that clearly satires the -ism it puts front and center and  spews a vicious gore appetite, the squeamish may just walk out of the  theater (
which is what happened in Sundance).
Lucky  McKee and Jack Ketchum with The Woman challenge your perceptions of  civility by sending you scene after scene of what misogyny and sexism  looks like on gamma radiated steroids. It's disgustingly violent and  atrociously hard to watch but in this disturbed suburban nightmare,  father demands he knows best and some may actually may agree. I was  truly mesmerized by this tale of satire-sploitation. It's a film with  exploitation characteristics but has so much to say as well.
The  Woman will clearly be a "love it" or "hate it" film. It's a satire of  the cookie cutter American family and the values they teach to their  children.  Even in this odd set up of a feral woman being "civilized",  there is black humor and a few chuckles. The movie attacks traditional  gender roles and the woman in The Woman maybe not be who we think she  is. I have to say, it's a masterpiece of Americana horror satire, a film  you have to respect because it hints at a truth that we all want to  deny is real.
The Woman shows America's contradiction in a bloody gory horror  movie. When you remove the blood and gore, what you get is an  examination of how mentally savage we might be. That's almost as  sickening as seeing our Woman slaughter her captors.
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OK, I know you fellow jaded viewers have your 2 cents. So go ahead and let me  have it. Throw  that smelly poop at me or if on the off chance you  partially agreed on  some of my picks, send me that love. Chime in and  let me know what you  think.
This list of the Top 20 Horror Movies  of 2011 also is an  opportunity to see the movies you may have missed  that made many of  the best  of 2011 within the horror community. We all  missed a few  flicks here and there. I hope you all give all of these  movies a chance  and then come back and let me know what's the what.
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