Friday, July 11, 2008

Max Payne (Trailer)

It's a film noir game with fuckin bullet time. And it kicked ass.

Game plot was kinda this:

Sorta corrupt NYPD cop gets framed for murder. Vows revenge. Gets fucked up with the drug Valkyr. Kills baddies using bullet time. Reload weapon. Repeat.
So Holly-tard has brought us the big screen version starring Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne and the hot Mila Kunis as Mona Sax.

IMDB says this is the plot:

Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent (Wahlberg) whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin (Kunis) out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

Umm ok.

I'm not sure what to think. I've always wanted big screen version of any of my beloved Rockstar Games. I mean if there is ever a GTA movie, the fanboys would shit in their pants.

Fuck. This might be good....this might suck monkey balls.

Hey, at least it's not directed byUwe Boll.

Comes out October 8th. The trailer is below.

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