- He is going to kill somebody
- He is going to look badass doing it
- He is going to die in the most gruesome way possible
But with Machete, we're going to get to see more Danny than the usually allotted 15 minutes of his screen time. And I have to tell you I'm psyched to see he's getting his due in a leading role. But let's stop the motherfuckin praise and see this bad ass Mexican in action.
I've compiled a few of the best compilations found on YouTube for your pre-Machete enjoyment.
Danny Trejo killing robots in Eyeborgs! "You binary bastards!"
Danny Trejo fuckin people up in "Desperado"
Danny Trejo kills a teddy bear.
Danny Trejo snorts coke and kills hot naked women.
Danny Trejo mows the lawn.
Danny Trejo can make a big blockbuster grindhouse movie and in the same year make a low budget grindhouse movie. He is fuckin awesome.
And finally, a solid mashup just in time for his new role as the "GOOD GUY".
Congrats Danny Trejo! It was about time you killed the rapists and the killers while playing a rapist killer. Don't mess with the Trejo motherfucker.