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Giveaway Contest: Win Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S8 Volume 1 Comic Book!

I haven't had a contest in a while and I really never had anything good to giveaway. But with all this talk of a new Buffy remake coming out, I realized this would be the perfect contest for 2011.

So here's the deal. You're going to have to be a little creative to win. Below is a clip of Buffy dusting a vampire. If you're any kind of Buffy fan, you know she always has a nice witty quip or pun she says after she stakes a vamp. This one is:

"Three in one night, Giles would be so proud"




**UPDATE**

I'm changing this up a bit. There are 2 ways you can enter this contest to win 1 copy of Buffy the vampire Slayer, Season 8 Volume 1 entitled "The Long Way Home". Contest will run until the end of February. US only residents.

1.) I want you to come up with your most creative vampire comeback, pun or quip based upon the video above.

AND/OR

2.) Answer the question below.

Name the "Big Bad" from each of the 7 Seasons of BTVS.

Once you come up with your cleverly clever quip or name the Big Bads, e-mail or DM your name and e-mail address with your answers. Around March, I'll randomly pick a winner! If you do both, you get entered twice and double your chances!

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Now channel your inner Joss Whedon and get with the punning.

Thanks to Whedonesque for the plug!


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Here's one my pun: "I'd like a Double Meat Burger, small fries and a dusted vamp to go please"

I came up with a few but could only submit 1. Such gems as: "Just like that, Lover's Lane is a little less 'vampy'" (a clear reference to Cordelia; see also: 'Vamp', lol). And "Didn't your mother ever teach you to watch out for the pointy end of things?" which modified itself to my entry. I wanted to keep the 'pointy end' part and throw in a barb about existentialism or "that came out more philosophical than I intended. Go me." but there wasn't any room and I thought it kinda long for a quip. (see also: Buffy's end in Season 6 was 'pointy', piercing and purposeful...see what I did there?)

Here's a pun via Emmie from Whedonesque.

Buffy quip: "Every time I pull out the stake, they make with the shock and the awww. Maybe I really do need a nametag."

Josh came up with:

Vampire:" You fight like a barbarian you prissy little......." (death stab)

Here's Chelsea's pun for fun:.

"One vampire stake, extra dusty."

Big Bads

Season 1 The Master
Season 2 Angelus
Season 3 The Mayor (Henry Wilkins III)
Season 4 Adam
Season 5 Glory
Season 6 Dark Willow
Season 7 The First


Season 6 might be open to interpretation because some people might want to say The Trio but I would argue Willow. She's actually scary!

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Here's Danny's quip.

Pun/Quip

"Sharp teeth, superhuman strength, yet you go poof when I poke you with a sharp stick. Huh."

Chad stakes his pun with:

"Got wood? I do....wait, that didn't come out right."

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Season 1: The Master
Season 2: Angelus
Season 3: The Mayor (and Faith)
Season 4: Adam
Season 5: Glory
Season 6: sort of The Trio, and even more so Dark Willow, but I would argue that the true Big Bad in 6 is "ourselves." Everyone is so self-destructive in that season that they fight themselves more than any outside force.
Season 7: The First

Mutt999 goes with:

"Sorry, all out of A1."

Buffy would say this according to Rob:

"No neck-sucking on face-suckers for you."

Mike quips this:

*After defeating 3 vampires*

"Well that was the worst Foursome ever."

Justin goes simple with his one liner:

"POOF!"

Neil's punny is:

Buffy (sighing)

"Well that's it. 3 spikes and I'm out."

Courtney quips this comeback:

"Oh C'mon, these teenagers fooling around have more endurance than that!"

Richie goes old school:

*pulls stake out* : "two company"
*stakes vamp* "Three's a crowd"

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