Monday, August 02, 2010

Hey Horror Blogosphere: Choose Your Own Horror-venture!

Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books? Weren't they awesome? It was like a video game but in book form. You'd read a few pages and then you'd have to make a decision on what to do next. Depending on your choice, you'd either succeed or you'd pretty much die horribly. The trick was you'd have to pick the choice that seemed more harder or dedicated in order to progress. I usually did the opposite. I'd pick the choice that seem to get me to the goal quicker which of course was totally freakin wrong.

I'm fond of these books and I wanted to see if we could do our own choose your own adventure book. But in this case, it's choose your own horror-venture.

I'll write a passage and will give you 3 different choices/endings and you write the ending of your choosing (pun intended!). The 3 choices or endings are in the same vain of the choices you'd get in the book. You could write a happily ever after choice/ending, another could be an open ended ending or it could be a completely miserable surefire death ending. It's up to you.

Hell if you wanted to write up your choice and continue to write a passage with a few more choices you could do that too. I just want to see what we all come up with. It's like a game of TELEPHONE sorta. It would be interesting to see what would develop from the story I wrote below.

Be sure to send me the link to your post with your choice/ending. It can be a paragraph or a few, it's up to you. Let's see what the horror blogosphere can come up with. If you don't have a blog and want to participate, leave your choice/ending in the comments.

I'm not sure if this will work but hell I think all of you are damn creative. And it should be fun.

The Detention Dungeon

You and your friend Terry are in detention. Seems Mr. Smith didn't appreciate your comment about gerbils in a blender and now your stuck in detention. You've been passing the time pretending to study your textbook "Animal Extinctions of the Last 20 Years" but in reality you are tweeting to one of your 106 followers.

Terry asks "how long do you think we'll be here for?"
"I don't you know" you respond, feeling angsty after drinking your 2nd Red Bull.

Mr. Smith puts down his newspaper and gets up. He's got a pulsating forehead and his mustache seems more twitchy. You're a little scared because this time he seems more serious. He usually talks big but he's a big softy inside.

"Gerbils huh?" Mr. Smith starts. "If you really think that's funny, maybe something more than detention is needed for the both of you."

"Detention is fine," says Terry. Terry has told you on numerous occasions that she doesn't like Mr. Smith, who recently gave her a "D" on her paper. You feel this is a waste of time and your gerbil comment (which garnered lots of chuckles from the class) was freakin awesome.

"No, I don't think detention will do. I am going to have to have Mr. Lasher talk to you. I think he's the only one who can discipline the both of you" yammered Mr. Smith. You watch him collect his newspaper and pick up his bag and open the door. He sticks his head through the door one last time.

"You both stay here you hear until Mr. Lasher arrives."

You and Terry look at each other at the same time. Oh Mr. Lasher. You've never actually seen Mr. Lasher. The rumor was the really bad kids got a "serious talk" from him and we're never the same again. Some kids who "talked" to him usually became robotic and kept to themselves after talking to this unseen teacher. They also started muttering things under their breath and talking to people who weren't there. It was all weird. One kid even developed a speech impediment after talking to Mr. Lasher.

One thing's for sure, you didn't want to talk to him.

"C'mon, Terry I don't have a good feeling about this. I don't want to talk to Mr. Lasher" you say.
"You spooked by the urban legend? Terry asks in a sarcastic way.
"No" you respond, "but the kids who have talked to him are not right. Let's get outta here right now." you demand.

You quickly grab your backpack and your phone and crouch down as you open the door. Terry gives a sigh shrug and follows you out. You quickly dash to the exit but it's padlocked. You need to find another way out.

You start to hear footsteps and they're getting closer. It could be your heart pounding but Terry confirms your suspicions. Which way to go. You need to find an exit before the infamous Mr. Lasher arrives.

If you decide to go to the gym, turn the page to this blog: The Moon is a Dead World

If you decide to go to the cafeteria, turn the page this blog: Four of Them

If you decide to go to the biology lab, turn the page this blog: Enter The Man-Cave


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OK it up to you. Pick your choice: the gym, the cafeteria or the biology lab and write up what happens. You can keep the story going or you can write an ending. I get the feeling we're not going to see a lot of happy endings.

Once you're done, send me the link and I'll insert your link to the choice you picked. All I asked is when you do, please link back to my site (http://jadedviewer.blogspot.com) or to this post. It'd be fun to get a lot of the horror blogosphere involved. So if you can retweet and post links to get people to try this little experiment, the more the better.

Happy Choosing!

10 comments:

  1. I've got the gym! Check it out:

    http://ryneb.blogspot.com/2010/08/continuing-jaded-viewers-choose-your.html

    Awesome idea. Mine continues as well, so I'll let you know if anyone joins in.

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  2. Uh....can I reserve the cafeteria for tomorrow?

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  3. This is one of the coolest and most original ideas ever, J. I used to read CYOA books like it was my job. Well I want to participate but it's 2am and I'm crashing. I definitely want to have a submission up by the weekend.

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  4. There is no deadline here for this. Just either leave the link to your story like Ryne did or e-mail me your link.

    I hope everybody participates and has some serious nostalgia doing this!

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  5. Well my continuation path in the lab will go live early tomorrow night.

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  6. Here's mine for the cafeteria:

    http://fourofthem.blogspot.com/2010/08/choose-your-own-adventure.html

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  7. Ha, this is a coincidence, I've been working on a slasher CYOA for a few weeks now. It was originally conceived as a web project, something along the lines of XBox Live's Bloody Death, but it quickly became too ambitious for that.

    Not sure what I'll do with it, although I do know I have to finish it.

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  8. Jay - Sorry if I stole your thunder. But if you wanna get some practice in, I'd love for you to write a paragraph from one of the choices or continue Simon, Ryne's or Geofs.

    Everybody else...you can pick a choice and run with it. We can do doubles for the gym, cafeteria or lab if you want.

    It's all in good fun.

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  9. Hey I added a link off of the cafeteria page to here -- http://www.kaschloegel.com/2010/08/pg-156-double-back.html. Fyi -- I had also tried my hand at one of these at http://cya.gather.com/. So I linked your CYA to my CYA and vice versa. Now it is possible to start your CYA, from yours to enter mine, and from mine to enter yours, etc. Maybe we could plant clues or actions across stories -- I've always had grand ideas for this thing although I admit mine has languished in a comatose state for a few years now. Anyway, nice work and cool idea.

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  10. KA - This is awesome. I had no idea there were groups for CYA fans. Let me know what you plan on doing. I'm in. I enjoyed writing a bit of Detention Dungeon and would probably write others that we could collaborate.

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