As I've been tortured enough by the horror-crap of this entire boxset, his reviews are outright dead on and hilariously twisted.
Check out the reviews for The Deaths of Ian Stone and Unearthed below.
The Deaths of Ian Stone
The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007)
Directed by Dario Piana
Ever get to a point in your movie viewing life where you think to yourself "I've seen it all!" Ever watch a movie and think to yourself "Whoever saw this movie, has seen them all and turned the leftovers into this film."
If not, then The Deaths of Ian Stone is for you.
Read more.
Unearthed
Unearthed (2007)
Directed by Matthew Leutwyler
Consistency is not something we are always accustomed to. Sometimes it is welcome and sometimes it really is not. Ok, so maybe I'm being vague, but here it comes. Bad acting, bad editing, bad sound cues that are supposed to scare you, horrible visual effects, lighting that would only work if everyone was wearing glow in the dark paint, and terrible writing make this one consistent film.
I really hope I didn't blow it all for you with that barrage, but it needed to be said. Of all the films from the After Dark Horrorfest 8 Films to Die For banner, this may be the one that is the most devoid of quality. How do I even begin to destroy the film? Read more.
My review of Mulberry Street posted here originally is also up on UGO.com.
Click here to check it out.
Reviews of Nightmare Man and Lake Dead coming soon!
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