Freddy Kreuger vs An Insane Proctologist: Who will win?
Two movies come out today. Sure, I know 99.9% of you are going to see the remake today. But the 0.1% of the horror-verse will go see another movie...one I'm waaaaay fuckin hyped up to see. Yup. Today we go to the doctors office and see The Human Centipede.So I've compiled some links from the jaded viewer archives for both movies to get you hyped up for both. My thoughts? I've already seen a child molester kill teens in their sleep. Been there, done that.
I've never seen a deranged doctor surgically connect humans from their mouth to an anus. It was an easy choice.
But these guys want your movie bucks. Make your choice.
Freddy says see my flick because......
- My fake Nightmare on Elm Street remake review (will any of my predictions come true?)
- My thoughts on the remake trailer
- The Many Deaths of Freddy (meaning the way Freddy dies) What was the worst?
Insane Dr. Giggles like proctologist says see my flick because......
- The Human Centipede stills (a picture is worth a 1000 words...these are worth 2)
- The Human Centipede trailer (aka I'm a fan of watching people get surgically connected by their anus)
Labels: a nightmare on elm street, a nightmare on elm street remake trailer, freddy kreuger, freddy kreuger death scenes, nightmare on elm street, worst freddy kreuger demise
I now have the image in my head of a proctologist wearing a razor-fingered glove and saying, "You may feel some pressure..."
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Jack Veasey |
5/01/2010 1:42 PM
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