Thursday, November 05, 2009

The Wonderful Crapiness of Chiller TV

As a Time Warner Cable inmate, I actually never knew this channel existed. I never had Direct TV so when this channel launched I was clueless. But as I was talking to Insano Steve as we tried to find Versus on both our satellite and cable systems, I soon stumbled upon Chiller.

Who let the wondercrapness out!?! Woot! Woot!

Seems I've been missing out on all the crapawesomeness of Chiller.

John Carpenter's Vampires! Vampires: The Turning! Bloodrayne! Sleepwalkers! Tales from the Crypt:Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood! Tales from the Hood!

WTF!??! I've missed out on all this craptastic coolshitty flicks!

And megahorriblegood TV series air on Chiller TV too. Can you freakin believe it? I've missed out on such classics as:

Millenium! Hex! Friday the 13th: The Series! The Embraced! and Freakylinks!!! Yes Freakylinks!

OK sarcasm aside, this is an actual shock to my jaded system. I honestly never heard of this channel. Aside from The Horror Channel, I thought an actual horror TV channel were myths and urban legends. I'm really not sure what to make of this. Are the movies edited or uncut? Do they show the complete seasons of these TV shows? Is Twilight Zone on all the time?

Whose actually watched something on this channel? C'mon horror guys and gals, confess already. Have you actually watched this channel?

On Direct TV its channel 257.
On Dish Network its channel 199.
On Time Warner Cable its channel 102.

There tagline says "Dare to Watch". Hmm I'll take that challenge. OMG! They show Twin Peaks. I am now hooked on this craptastic channel.

11 comments:

  1. This insipid commercial-laden quagmire replaced Monsters HD, which was a superlative, non-commercial mix of classics and current horror. I do not watch Chiller. I have better things to do with my time.

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  2. The films are edited. But they do show different series marathons every day, which is pretty cool. Chiller is basically SyFy Part 2, but with more horror movies.

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  3. I wish I had this channel, it's awesome

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  4. Agree with Iloz Zoc. At first I was stoked but hate the choppy editing, cut to commercials and completely edited out content. A total waste of time.

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  5. Thats jacked up man, way to rub it in lol.. They canceled Chiller off of the digital broadcasting here in Oceanside, not that I have digital broadcasting.. I believe they run Night of the Creeps and Blood Diner on there all the time, BLOOD DINER!!!1

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  6. It seems they run mini tv series marathons randomly. Everytime I turn it on...its a movie about vampires. Horrible...just utterly horrible.

    Way to add go Time Warner. Quality programming. Well time to Watch some Spike TV.

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  7. This is a pay channel so quit editing. Leave the movies uncut!!!!!!

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  8. is chiller ever coming to comcast now that comcast owns NBC universal

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  9. Probably. But are you sure you want it?

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  10. they shouldnt edit stuff, lame, but good shows, bad movies cause there edited

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  11. Way late to this but since chiller has acquired fear net it really seems to have stepped it up a lil. Yes they edit out curse words and nudity but i watched hatchet the other night and they did not edit out any of the gore surprisingly. I had my doubts on chiller at first because all they showed were crappy B-movies,but i'm beginning to watch more and more of it and they are showing better movies these days. Watching the original day of the dead right now actually.

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