The Wonderful Crapiness of Chiller TV
As a Time Warner Cable inmate, I actually never knew this channel existed. I never had Direct TV so when this channel launched I was clueless. But as I was talking to Insano Steve as we tried to find Versus on both our satellite and cable systems, I soon stumbled upon Chiller.Who let the wondercrapness out!?! Woot! Woot!
Seems I've been missing out on all the crapawesomeness of Chiller.
John Carpenter's Vampires! Vampires: The Turning! Bloodrayne! Sleepwalkers! Tales from the Crypt:Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood! Tales from the Hood!
WTF!??! I've missed out on all this craptastic coolshitty flicks!
And megahorriblegood TV series air on Chiller TV too. Can you freakin believe it? I've missed out on such classics as:
Millenium! Hex! Friday the 13th: The Series! The Embraced! and Freakylinks!!! Yes Freakylinks!
OK sarcasm aside, this is an actual shock to my jaded system. I honestly never heard of this channel. Aside from The Horror Channel, I thought an actual horror TV channel were myths and urban legends. I'm really not sure what to make of this. Are the movies edited or uncut? Do they show the complete seasons of these TV shows? Is Twilight Zone on all the time?
Whose actually watched something on this channel? C'mon horror guys and gals, confess already. Have you actually watched this channel?
On Direct TV its channel 257.
On Dish Network its channel 199.
On Time Warner Cable its channel 102.
There tagline says "Dare to Watch". Hmm I'll take that challenge. OMG! They show Twin Peaks. I am now hooked on this craptastic channel.
Labels: 2009 horror dvd, 2009 horror movies, chiller tv, twilight zone
This insipid commercial-laden quagmire replaced Monsters HD, which was a superlative, non-commercial mix of classics and current horror. I do not watch Chiller. I have better things to do with my time.
Posted by
Iloz Zoc |
11/05/2009 7:18 AM
The films are edited. But they do show different series marathons every day, which is pretty cool. Chiller is basically SyFy Part 2, but with more horror movies.
Posted by
Ryne |
11/05/2009 10:55 AM
I wish I had this channel, it's awesome
Posted by
Jay Amabile |
11/05/2009 12:55 PM
Agree with Iloz Zoc. At first I was stoked but hate the choppy editing, cut to commercials and completely edited out content. A total waste of time.
Posted by
Planet of Terror |
11/05/2009 1:13 PM
Thats jacked up man, way to rub it in lol.. They canceled Chiller off of the digital broadcasting here in Oceanside, not that I have digital broadcasting.. I believe they run Night of the Creeps and Blood Diner on there all the time, BLOOD DINER!!!1
Posted by
Carl (ILHM) |
11/05/2009 8:43 PM
It seems they run mini tv series marathons randomly. Everytime I turn it on...its a movie about vampires. Horrible...just utterly horrible.
Way to add go Time Warner. Quality programming. Well time to Watch some Spike TV.
Posted by
the jaded viewer |
11/05/2009 8:53 PM
This is a pay channel so quit editing. Leave the movies uncut!!!!!!
Posted by
bkadams88 |
11/07/2009 10:11 AM
is chiller ever coming to comcast now that comcast owns NBC universal
Posted by
Anonymous |
12/10/2009 12:19 PM
Probably. But are you sure you want it?
Posted by
the jaded viewer |
12/10/2009 6:06 PM
they shouldnt edit stuff, lame, but good shows, bad movies cause there edited
Posted by
Anonymous |
1/25/2011 10:54 PM
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