Black Swarm (Review)
Black Swarm (2007)
Directed by David Winning
It's a Sci Fi monster movie of the week!
You know how these movies go. Innocent family moves to suburbia, encounters local community, meets a member of the opposite sex and then killer insects try to kill them all.
I'm not going to say this was completely awful but it was in the vicinity of crappiness. I mean I'm all for watching killer, mutant wasps savagely stinging the shit out of helpless suburbans but my main problem was the wasps just seem like a bunch of pussies.
At least in the other Sci Fi movies, those killer monster animals are fuckin savage. These wasps don't have any creativity in them. All they came up with were sudden attacks in a house or an attack in the farmland which is lame. These motherfuckin wasps should be attacking teenagers while they are having sex. Or better yet stinging in unison some newborn or some 105 yr old grandma whose bolting on her walker.
And Robert England plays the Doc Brown crazy, wild eyed scientist who may or may not be evil.
What a waste of an England performance.
Killer wasps are no motherfuckin snakes on a plane.