Wow if Eliza rang my doorbell in that outfit, I'd be a complete mess. I'd close my mouth, invite her in for a Dr. Pepper and ask her if she'd like to see my arrowhead collection.
What too geeky?
Well Ballard's dream kinda sucked too.
This week's episode of Dollhouse was kinda lame. It just didn't have the kick I was looking for and didn't have the Kool Aid "Oh Yeah" sorta feeling like the last 2 did.
And please register over there and leave a comment. Let me know what you think. Screw it, I know you guys and girls watch Sarah Connor Chronicles as well. Poor David Silver.
What did you think about that twisty twist of lemonade?
While your hoping for Danny Trejo to make Machete, where you CAN actually see him is in a new movie called Eyeborgs.
I never thought they'd bring back the robot gadgets slasher flick back from its 80s grave, but anything is possible now.
Here be the plot synopsis.
After a terrorist attack on US soil, the government intensifies it's surveillance, installing a far reaching network of cameras called the ODIN (Optical Defense Intelligence Network) system. An agent for the Department of Homeland Security becomes suspicious when the physical evidence of a murder does not match what is shown by the network. With the help of a broadcast journalist and a punk rocker he attempts to put a stop to a plot to assassinate the president.
The trailer looks Skynet cheesy but Adrian Paul and Danny Trejo smashing cyborg surveillance peepers has got to be hilarious. I especially like the over the top action soundtrack with gratuitous explosion.
"You binary bastards!!!!"
Now check out the teaser and full trailer (courtesy of Twitch)
So I'm watching a terrible episode of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, I decided to IMDB Sarah Connor herself, Lena Headey. I wanted to know what other movies besides 300 she's done. And what do I find? She's in a horror movie....and get this!!....it's with her TV son John Connor! (Thomas Dekker).
Wow talk about a small world.
This blood-irific splatter fest is called Laid to Rest, coming in 2009.
The trailer looks gooey and has shades of arterial spraying. Fuckin trailers always make even the shittiest movie look good.
And the funniest thing is in the trailer, the serial killer looks like a freakin terminator!!!
I'm fuckin serious. He's got silver skull mask (ahem!) and red scope thingy attached to his shoulder (double ahem!) And he's terminating the shit out of people from the looks of it.
Will this maniac killer be a cyborg from the future? Where's the hot teen Terminator to protect young John Connor? Where is David Silver? Can he save his nephew by DJing a good beat?
I'm going to get so confused.
Plot-o-rama....................
A terrifying story of a young girl who wakes up in a casket with a traumatic head injury and no memory of her identity. She quickly realizes she was abducted by a Deranged Serial Murderer and in an isolated rural town she must survive the night and outsmart the technologically inclined killer who is hellbent on finishing what he started.
Wow if Eliza rang my doorbell in that outfit, I'd be a complete mess. I'd close my mouth, invite her in for a Dr. Pepper and ask her if she'd like to see my arrowhead collection.
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