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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Eyeborgs (Trailer)


While your hoping for Danny Trejo to make Machete, where you CAN actually see him is in a new movie called Eyeborgs.

I never thought they'd bring back the robot gadgets slasher flick back from its 80s grave, but anything is possible now.

Here be the plot synopsis.

After a terrorist attack on US soil, the government intensifies it's surveillance, installing a far reaching network of cameras called the ODIN (Optical Defense Intelligence Network) system. An agent for the Department of Homeland Security becomes suspicious when the physical evidence of a murder does not match what is shown by the network. With the help of a broadcast journalist and a punk rocker he attempts to put a stop to a plot to assassinate the president.

The trailer looks Skynet cheesy but Adrian Paul and Danny Trejo smashing cyborg surveillance peepers has got to be hilarious. I especially like the over the top action soundtrack with gratuitous explosion.

"You binary bastards!!!!"

Now check out the teaser and full trailer (courtesy of Twitch)










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3 comments:

  1. That looks about half a notch above a Sci-Fi Channel film... cheesy!

    Nothing beats Tom Selleck in Runaway.

    -Ross
    What I Watched Last Night

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  2. Wow is that a thin Kirstie Alley?

    Eyebors also reminded me of Chopping Mall.

    Chopping Mall

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