tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post2855391700970179057..comments2023-12-29T03:14:08.657-05:00Comments on the jaded viewer: Vampire Rules 101 (or Vampire Self Defense for Beginners)the jaded viewerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-57574004515570830292009-11-20T17:16:45.218-05:002009-11-20T17:16:45.218-05:00Lets face it: Vampires suck.
They are so boring,...Lets face it: Vampires suck. <br /><br />They are so boring, predictable, and limited it is pathetic. I think we should give them more rules, not less. No eating after midnight. Fog counts as holy water. Female vampires are now allergic to clothes.I Like Horror Movieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15851268002582984544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-76849604803826216672009-11-20T13:32:16.651-05:002009-11-20T13:32:16.651-05:00I don't know, I think that's what kind of ...I don't know, I think that's what kind of gives the mythos its charm that they are somewhat vulnerable. Twilight seems to want to take a big fat smelly dump on it for the sake of making them a trashy Danielle Steel novel for teens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-60866061308519126822009-11-20T12:57:25.756-05:002009-11-20T12:57:25.756-05:00Just the thought of blood suckers vs. brain eaters...Just the thought of blood suckers vs. brain eaters makes my head hurt. You would need a writing team to work out all the logistics. To decide which rules you would apply and which to ignore. Since it has become common place to change the rules to fit the story you want to tell.<br /><br />One needs blood to survive, the other brains. Both transmit through a bite. But can you turn the undead to the undead? Do zombies even have flowing blood? Is it tainted? Do vampires have healthy brains? Does blood course through their veins? One's a brain disease the other a blood disease. And now my brain hurts and my blood pressure is up.<br /><br />Not cool, man. Not cool.<br /><br />-Bad JuJuBad JuJunoreply@blogger.com