tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post2193572189685211436..comments2023-12-29T03:14:08.657-05:00Comments on the jaded viewer: NYC Haunted House - Vortex Theater's NYC Halloween Haunted House (Review)the jaded viewerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-75810438329352800592017-09-21T16:48:15.703-04:002017-09-21T16:48:15.703-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07287821785570247118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-51265065677784474592010-11-12T00:46:12.407-05:002010-11-12T00:46:12.407-05:00Facinating to read other people's spoilers abo...Facinating to read other people's spoilers about this. I suspect everyone's experience in this had subtle variations. For me:<br /><br />-At the end of the long dark string hall there were human hands waiting to grab me. At first I though they were rubber.<br /><br />-They never touched my ear or popped the balloon but instead rubbed some ointment on my lower back whilst I assumed "the position".<br /><br />-The body at the end of the tunnel asked me some questions and said, "I think you'd be better off going to the left", then sent me to crawl under some layered garbage bags. To the left I found a hunky guy who proceeded to give me a lovely massage. I suspect if you go to the right you get massaged by a female.<br /><br />-I never got to bark like a dog<br /><br />-I never saw the black dude F'ing the white chick. Instead I walk into that room and noones there. I'm ordered to stand on this X, then naked black dude enters, stage left. He then appears to fornicate into my shoe. Then he walks over and starts touching me, then orders me to lay on the bed. On the bed I find myself laying next to a catatonic naked woman. Suddenly she springs to life and starts attacking me, black dude then pushes her off and yells, "STAY AWAY from him, he's MINE!"<br /><br />-Crazy doosh nurse ordered me to put on my shoe<br /><br />-In that bathroom I'm ordered to wash my hands but as soon as they're wet they yell, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?" and chase me down the hall yelling, "GET THE FUCK OUTA MY HOUSE!".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-63757214836703103252010-11-02T20:43:49.990-04:002010-11-02T20:43:49.990-04:00My spoilers and walkthrough for Vortex Theater'...My <a href="http://jadedviewer.blogspot.com/2010/11/nyc-haunted-house-vortex-theaters-nyc.html" rel="nofollow">spoilers and walkthrough for Vortex Theater's NYC Halloween Haunted House!</a>the jaded viewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-37264719987482966892010-11-01T23:56:31.309-04:002010-11-01T23:56:31.309-04:00Spoilers Here: http://fb.me/Lj0viazySpoilers Here: http://fb.me/Lj0viazyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-85666176185576111272010-11-01T18:15:37.049-04:002010-11-01T18:15:37.049-04:00Can someone just post spoilers here! Its after hal...Can someone just post spoilers here! Its after halloween!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-48763877925533553552010-10-31T07:15:46.262-04:002010-10-31T07:15:46.262-04:00Can i have spoilers also...too far in Florida to a...Can i have spoilers also...too far in Florida to attend. sorry to have moved out of NYC and miss this:-) ricmic1212@verizon.net thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-62193444310716609082010-10-31T02:21:07.739-04:002010-10-31T02:21:07.739-04:00what kind of "sexual" and "molestin...what kind of "sexual" and "molesting" goes on? I understand we'd have to sign a waiver permitting it, but i'm kinda nervous about what i'm permitting them to actually do...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-17368642333361385602010-10-30T03:41:56.607-04:002010-10-30T03:41:56.607-04:00Just got out of it alittle after 11pm. 4 hr wait b...Just got out of it alittle after 11pm. 4 hr wait but worth it. Best thrill I've had in years! Very transgressive. During my wait two people yelled, "safety!" and were escorted out. Its like you go to a haunted Guantonemo Bay and experience the Blair Witch Project and get groped all at the same time. You basicly sign a waiver that allows them to legally molest and abuse you. What happens to you in those dark halls flirts wt sexual assault but doesn't quite cross that line (not that I mind). THIS is why I live in New York! For some reason they never gave us any flashlights. I can't wait for the next thing they do. I wish they had stuff like this all year `round.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-39308092875357543182010-10-29T17:53:14.379-04:002010-10-29T17:53:14.379-04:00I'd like to write my experience concerning the...I'd like to write my experience concerning therules.<br /><br />1. STAY ON THE MARKED PATH AT ALL TIMES.<br /><br />Kinda couldn't see path in complete darkness.<br /><br />2. YOU WILL BE PROMPTED TO DO CERTAIN ACTIONS, (i.e. "sit down", "stop", "move forward") PLEASE DO EXACTLY AS YOU'RE TOLD. THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY.<br />IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS - YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE.<br /><br />Seriously, do as they say or you're fucked.<br /><br />3. DO NOT EVER TOUCH THE ACTORS.<br /><br />Nope, I didn't touch em though there were a few hotties in there that I totally would have touched. *wink* *wink*<br /><br />4. DO NOT EVER TOUCH THE WALLS.<br /><br />I touched the walls. Nothing bad happened.<br /><br />5. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SPEAKING ALLOWED INSIDE. YOU CAN, HOWEVER, SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU'D LIKE.<br /><br />I spoke a few words. Mostly "OK". "RUFF!!!!" "Hrphrphhmpfgkjnfdjdn"<br /><br />6. YOU MUST WEAR A PROTECTIVE MASK AND CARRY A FLASHLIGHT AT ALL TIMES.<br />(we will provide both of these items for you. please do not bring your own.)<br /><br />**NOTE**<br /><br />The mask really makes it hard to breathe. Felt like I was being waterboarded.<br /><br />7. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO REMOVE YOUR SHOES AND SOCKS. PLEASE BE PREPARED TO DO SO.<br /><br />Oh yeah...this shit happens and you'll find out why.<br /><br />8. YOU MUST WALK THROUGH ALONE.<br /><br />Yup. It's a killer haunted house when you have to walk through it alone.the jaded viewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-18717018222762922902010-10-29T14:41:41.259-04:002010-10-29T14:41:41.259-04:00Awesome Awesome place worth every dollar i never h...Awesome Awesome place worth every dollar i never had an experience like this before... This place left me with the creepiest feeling... A total Mind F*CKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-39683158360894909662010-10-24T16:14:04.139-04:002010-10-24T16:14:04.139-04:00For everybody who is looking for spoilers for this...For everybody who is looking for spoilers for this haunted house, I promise I'll write up a post after Halloween with a detailed account of what happens. I know that kinda sucks but I want to make sure people who go go in not knowing anything.<br /><br />So check back after Halloween!the jaded viewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-77005589396369465992010-10-24T04:58:50.272-04:002010-10-24T04:58:50.272-04:00I live too far away as well. Spoilers pleasee! ema...I live too far away as well. Spoilers pleasee! email here: skirts7@aol.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-16074906778430367632010-10-22T01:40:12.325-04:002010-10-22T01:40:12.325-04:00I live too far away so please shoot me some spoile...I live too far away so please shoot me some spoilers: steinjam81@gmailAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-27196425054886495442010-10-22T01:38:17.816-04:002010-10-22T01:38:17.816-04:00That sounds terrifying!That sounds terrifying!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-75481463613244056202010-10-20T20:17:35.370-04:002010-10-20T20:17:35.370-04:00Hey Scott - What was the fuss all about? Except fo...Hey Scott - What was the fuss all about? Except for the part about the blood bunny I wasn't freak (I'm kidding folks, there was no bloody bunny..or was there? hmmmm)<br /><br />Glad you dug the review...I think I'm still strobing.<br /><br />Anonymous - Are you gonna go to this haunted house or are you in a far far away land from NYC? I don't wanna spoil it for ya.the jaded viewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06187249754406306760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-81001646076775510642010-10-20T03:08:31.552-04:002010-10-20T03:08:31.552-04:00spoilers. give me them.
ilikeshellfish@gmail.comspoilers. give me them.<br />ilikeshellfish@gmail.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-85611692076793264692010-10-19T12:33:09.595-04:002010-10-19T12:33:09.595-04:00PUMPED for Halloween this year!!! My favorite time...PUMPED for Halloween this year!!! My favorite time of year actually!!! I hope to check out all the houses in the next two weeks, but I am definitely going to NIGHTMARE: Superstitions - I heard it's superb and SPOOKY. I got my ticket for only $19.25 (regularly $30) on BuyWithMe NYC. See you there! http://bit.ly/9pJMRPLauren Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03504766321293754470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28902318.post-81635351901614123432010-10-18T21:08:34.567-04:002010-10-18T21:08:34.567-04:00Hey Man,
You're review is spot on! I was &quo...Hey Man,<br /><br />You're review is spot on! I was "the noob" waiting to go in with you. Our veiled attempts at humor and fun awkwardly tried to ease the tension, but I was certainly still scared shitless! I had a great time in it though. You're 100% right when you describe it as being more of a psychological thrill than a traditional haunted house. There aren't men with chainsaws and clown masks, it more of a frightening, re-wireing of the brain, mess with your dreams, type scare! I have been obsessively reading reviews of this place since I went through it and just stumbled across your blog. Excellent review! I agree with everything that you said. It was intense, but for the thrill seeker, very fun! My girlfriend said that I got out before you! Looks like you got the grand tour. Lucky you!! I admittedly ran out, but I was running out laughing!Scott Bnoreply@blogger.com